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1. Talk you off (to sleep) by WayDownAtTheBottomOfNovember

   Fandoms: Ghosts (TV 2019)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   12 Oct 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Pat Butcher/The Captain (Ghosts TV 2019)
   • Pat Butcher (Ghosts TV 2019)
   • The Captain (Ghosts TV 2019)
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Phone Sex Operators
   • Sleep
   • Insomnia
   • Porn Video
   • Masturbation

   Summary

   It's not the sort of thing the Captain would usually do. But it turns out that visiting the OnlyFans account of Pat, the 'Big Bad Butcher Man', is the only thing that helps him sleep.

   And when Pat launches a phone sex line, it opens up a whole new world of possibilities for curing the Captain's insomnia.

   Series

   • Part 7 of Kinktober 2026

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,587

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Collections:

   1

   Kudos:

   8

   Hits:

   70