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“Oh my God.” Sirius breathes out like he’s been stabbed and slowly looks over at James, who’s staring down at the puzzle of Monet’s water lily pond like it has personally wronged him. “James, my baby brother is dating Barty Crouch Jr.”
James doesn’t even notice as he tightens his grip on the piece in his hand. “Yeah, I gathered that.”
“We need to get them to break up.”
Remember what James said about him and Sirius always being on the same wavelength?
Yeah, this is exactly what he was talking about.
(or: Sirius, a concerned brother, and James, a supportive friend, decide to get Regulus to see that he deserves a better boyfriend than Barty. Really, how hard can it be and, more importantly, what could possibly go wrong? It's not like James will scheme his way into falling in love, right?... Right?!)