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So many Options yet none seem for me!
Today in class Mr. Goldenfold was forced to talk about the lgbtq community to spread awareness.
He only did it because the schools director was watching and you could see the hatred in his eyes each time he made clear how supportive he was of the movement.
Never in my life have I seen a man that disgusted while showing photos of a rainbow, oh geezzzz.
"-then there is pride month... every june they all protest for their rights and wave flags around. Its very inclusive and everyone no matter what age, gender or identity can go there and be proud. That sounds quite nice doesn't it, class?"
Nobody answeared, Nobody even payed attention since they where all busy drawing in their books or talking to their friends. Morty on the other hand was intressted in some things the teacher was trying to tell the class, such as lesbians.
He spent the rest of the class daydreaming about being in a lesbian relationship with Jessica and noticed how much he lacks knollege about woman in general... and Jessica of course.
After watching his teacher finish his rant about tolerating queer people Morty was finally allowed to go home. As soon as he arrived he was pulled into the garage by Rick.
"Morty,morty, morty I gotta show you somethin'. Don't look at me like that, you'll like it!" He said with enthusiasm.
Then he finally let go of Morty to show him this new exiting thing he built and pulled out a controller?
"My newest invention. I know it looks like nothing but what you can do with it is anything but nothing. Anyone with this would have- would have so much power. Alot of power Morty!"
"Rick I got it. Its very powerfull and it can do lots of stuff, just show me what it does already."
"It can't only turn me into a pickle but also into EVERY OTHER VEGETABLE and it can alsoooo..." then he makes one long pause filled with alot of clicking noises from using the controller.
"turn me into a leg! A LEG MORTY!" He says while dramatically turning into the same leg morty had already seen several times before.
"Rick I know you're really exited over this but I don't feel the same way about this thing." He says while picking up the controller, lifting it into the air slightly.
"I don't wanna be a limb or a leg or anything, it would be very cool to be.. a woman. To- to turn into a woman for a day. A day only."
Rick sighs and morphs back into a human. "I also don't have to use syringes anymore and just turn back to a human by thinking about it is what I wanted to add... now why would I put effort into turning into somebody with lesser rights?"
"To... have a sick adventure, called womanhood, with your grandson instead of being a leg?"
"You're always so ungrateful, Morty. You could be any vegetable of your choice but instead of doing that with your good old grandpa you want me to build a- to build some genderbending machine and to turn into a girl? Just invent something yourself at this point, *burp* M-morty."
Ricks mood was clearly ruined and so was Mortys. He was sick of being judged by Rick all the time just because he had diffrent opinions over being a pickle or whatever.
"Whats so bad about my suggestion?! You know what? Maybe I will invent something or I don't know! I'll become a woman without your help!" Where the last words he said before storming out of the garage and, loudly, stomping up the stares to his room.
Afterwards he spent a long time daydreaming about arguing with Rick. He quietly waited until he heard Summer leave her room. Then he quietly sneaked into it and borrowed a few of her old clothes that looked about his size.
Morty thought to himself "Hopefully she won't notice and kick me in the balls again... I would'nt have that problem if I was a.." while he was rushing to his room to maybe try his first pair of feminin clothes on.
He picked out a blue skirt, same colour of the jeans he usually wears and a nice pink T-shirt with ruffles. It didn't have much style but It did its job.
When he put it on and looked in the mirror he felt stangely happy seeing himself in feminin clothes. He figured he only felt that way because he wanted to go after Rick. Maybe there weren't any fancy tools needed to be a girl.
Morty returned to summers room to steal her makeup and while he was going through her stuff he heard somebody go up the stares. Out of panic he whispered to himself "oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!" And tried finding a place to hide.
He was in Summers clothes, in Summers room and was holding mascara in his hands, if Summer saw him he would be DEAD. As he was about to lay down the mascara and hide the door opend. He couldn't look at his sister so he closed his eyes and prayed she would'nt be mad.
"I'm sorry! I know that- that I I shouldn't go through your stuff I was just trying to find out more about womanhood and go after Rick because I was being stupid and now I gotta turn into a girl to prove that I'm not! Please don't beat me up!" He rambled, begging his sister.
"Thanks for the explaination I guess. I'm kinda mad that you didn't just ask cuz Rick was being a dick to me too and I would totally love to piss him off. I don't really know what your obsession with womanhood is all about but I always wanted a gay brother so I guess I could help you" Said summer casually.
Morty let out a sigh of relief after she had finished talking. "Oh geeezz..THANK GOD. But just to make things clear I am not gay"
Summers facial expression quickly went from neutral to confused."Please try being more convincing while lying also-" She says while eyeing Mortys outfit "-What the fuck are you wearing? I didn't know you could fuck up styling my clothes that badly. Its giving last century..."
"I'd like seeing you try sneak into someones room and decide which was the best outfit combo to steal!"