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1. Dr.Stranges' Artifact-Cube-Thing Cockblocks And Then Cucks Me: A True Story by LowPolyAngel

   Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   22 Aug 2026

   Tags

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   • Peter Parker/Wade Wilson
   • Peter Parker
   • Wade Wilson
   • Time Travel
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Possessive Wade Wilson
   • Jealous Wade Wilson
   • down bad wade wilson
   • friendzoning
   • Rough Sex
   • Awkward Sexual Situations
   • I wrote this while sick
   • i was also drinking a lot of cough syrup
   • Porn with Plot
   • peter is lowkey into it he's just in major denial
   • Identity Reveal
   • Bản dịch Tiếng Việt | Translation in Vietnamese

   Summary

   Wade grabbed Peter by the shoulders and lifted him a bit off the ground, shaking him. “Webs. Spidey. Baby boy. What happened for you?? What did you see??” He spoke like a crazed man.

   Ah. Peter stared for a moment before clearing his throat, looking away. “Uh…I was just doing some grocery shopping, I guess.” He lied through his teeth, lenses squinting. “Looked around a bit, etc. You won’t believe what the price of milk is a year from now.”

   “You pretty little liar.” Wade smelled his bullshit instantly. “I can feel that you’re still hard.”

   Peter looked down in a shock, lenses growing comically wide when he saw his erection pressed firmly against Wade’s leather-clad thigh.

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