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the best time to have sex with a guy you hate is never. the second best time is now. by kaijusalad
Fandoms: 銀魂 | Gintama (Anime & Manga)
24 Aug 2026
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Summary
Today's newspaper's headline reads 'Head Hormone Honcho Happrehended!'.
The picture on the front is in black and white, but clearly shows a lineup of miserable, handcuffed Amanto drug dealers, all being led into the back of a police van. In the foreground, the apparent 'head honcho' of the group is cuffed. He looks like a dog wearing a hawaiian shirt and sunglasses. The cuffs are too large for his tiny dog legs, and they sit loosely on the ground around his paws. He's been otherwise leashed appropriately. Beside him stands an ecstatic-looking Okita Sogo, giving a peace-sign to the camera.
"Okita-kun." Hijikata's grip is white-knuckled on the newspaper. It's seconds away from tearing. "Why are you showing me this?"
Sogo gives him a cheerful smile. "Thought you'd want to know, is all."
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The night after making a drunken mistake with that dead-eyed, curly-haired bastard, Hijikata runs out of hormone suppressants. But never fear, the Yorozuya is here to help.
Hopefully.