Batman has always kept his secrets close to his chest, with his family being one of the bigger things he was keeping quiet about. But even the most secretive of men are not infallible, and Batman gets impaired far too often for his liking.
Alternatively: Seven times Batman introduced the League to his children while under the influence and one time he introduced himself.
Podfic of Under the Influence by Pneumatic.
Hey all! I gotta say, I did not have "Getting super into Batman fics" on my bingo card for 2026. PolynomialPandemic, if you happen to see this, I place full blame (affectionate) on you and the VT2026 "pitch & pod" challenge. Anyway, I am wholeheartedly embracing this new hyperfixation and I hope you all enjoy this as much as I am!
Thank you SO MUCH to Pneumatic for the permission to pod this!!
Chapter length: 00:32:36
You can also stream/download the podfic at the following:
Internet Archive (Post) | Internet Archive (Direct Link to mp3) | Google Drive
You can find a version without music HERE
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Google Folder that is kept updated with all chapters posted so far
Coverart by me -- many of the silhouettes are traced from Wayne Family Adventures ep #1, but I did ad lib a bit (esp for Steph and Duke)
Music: Family by Mother MotherNo AI here-- all mistakes are well and truly mine :)
Please leave a comment if you liked this lil foray into the DCU and Batfam! I'll be back soon with chapter 2 <3
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