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An and Glitchy were happily married, until one day..
“I’M SO ANGRY. WHY DO I DEAL WITH YOU?!” An scolds Glitchy after Glitchy clogged the toilet for the 20th time that week
“I HAVE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA!!” Glitchy screams
An rolls her eyes and scoffs, “I’m going to the bar, I’ll be back whenever, don’t call me” An walks out the house, leaving Glitchy by themself.
An arrives at the bar and drinks 20 beers, she turns her head and sees Akito doing the worm, “Akito whay are you doing..??” An says with amusement but with a look of confusion,
“I am doing the worm” Akito replies, then An and Akito make eye contact and then they KISS?? I REPEAT, THEY KISS ???
Yeah okay so An and Akito lowkey make out at the BAR.
The next day, An comes back,
“GLITCHY, GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE!!” She yells,
Glitchy comes running down, “I’M HERE!” Glitchy says with a smile,
“We’re divorcing, I found someone better, and that’s Akito.” An says nonchalantly.
“Huh..?” Glitchy says in confusion, “But An..”
“I’M DIVORCING YOU, DIDN’T YOU HEAR ME?! I’M DIVORCING YOU!!” An shouts loudly, clearly annoyed.
Then lowkey after two months, Glitchy grabs the gun and shoots Akito and An at their wedding, then Glitchy lives happily ever after.