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1. Bounce around a while (Never talk to me again) by IsThisAutism

   Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   25 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Austria/Switzerland (Hetalia)
   • Austria (Hetalia)
   • Switzerland (Hetalia)
   • Hate Sex
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • Friends to Enemies to Lovers
   • Rough Sex
   • Erogenous Zones
   • Austria’s mole is his erogenous zone
   • also maybe his mariatzell
   • How Do I Tag
   • Yes it is autism
   • This is longer than all my aice finals combined
   • Degradation Kink
   • My tags stopped working properly so idk how many of these actually count
   • Google translated German
   • Light Masochism
   • Biting Kink
   • Jealousy
   • Title from a TV Girl Song
   • No Lube
   • Multiple Endings
   • Porn with Feelings
   • porn with a happy ending
   • that needs to be a tag
   • Porn with a Sad ending
   • The Author Regrets Nothing
   • Creampie
   • Reconciliation
   • You have two options
   • It gets better or it gets worse
   • Author is not liable for emotional damage lawsuits
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Angst and Fluff and Smut
   • Bottom Austria (Hetalia)
   • Top Switzerland (Hetalia)
   • Switzerland is Named Basch Zwingli (Hetalia)
   • Austria is Named Roderich Edelstein (Hetalia)
   • Hetalia Countries Using Human Names
   • Slut Shaming
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • there is some degree of plot to this actually
   • Not Actually Unrequited Love
   • but both of them hate it equally (at the start)

   Summary

   Switz sees Aus at a meeting, they get snowed in, and they fuck crazy style. You can either get fluff or angst at the end. Your choice.

   Check translations in the bottom notes

   WARNING: I am not of Germanic descent, nor am I familiar with Swiss and Austrian dialects. What little German that is used in this fic is ripped straight from Google Translate and may contain inaccuracies about the culture I am attempting to portray.

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