Chapter Text
Wonderland Gang
12:32 pm
Hook:
Why the fuck is it called Wonderland Gang when only 3 ppl are from Wonderland in here?
Red:
Was Pink’s idea.
Hearts:
That’s such a lie oml.
Red:
No it’s not.
Hatter:
YOU made this group, Red.
Red:
Shit. Stop exposing me
Felix:
Everyone.
Smee 1:
Yes?
Smee 2:
Yes?
Felix:
Stfu, I’m in class. Fairy Godmother is getting suspicious.
Hook:
Just put your fucking phone away in class
Felix:
Leave me the fuck alone. I can do whatever I want.
Hatter:
Just shut the fuck up, both of you. Oml.
Hook:
You better hide your ass before I come and smack the shit out of you, Hatter.
Hatter:
I fucking dare you.
Hook:
Alright, I’m on my fucking way.
Luis:
Not this shit again
Robbie:
Why are you always like this? So fucking annoying
Charming:
Fr
Hook:
Oh, you think that’s annoying? Just wait until I get my hands on you, Charming.
Charming:
Come and get me, Hook.
Luis:
Are they fighting or flirting?
Robbie:
I think both
Felix:
Idgaf.
Hatter:
Where the fuck did Rose go?
Felix:
Who the fuck is Rose?
Red:
Pink.
Felix:
SHE HAS AN ACTUAL NAME?? WTF???
Hatter:
Did you really think she was called Pink at birth?
Felix:
Shit, yeah
Hook:
You are so fucking stupid.
Hearts:
@maxhatter kitchen
Hatter:
Why?
Hearts:
Baking.
Hatter:
Why?
Hearts:
Because.
Hatter:
Ah, wow.
Hearts:
Ik
Hatter:
Wtf just happened?
Hook:
Enough. Now stfu.
13:45 pm
Luis:
My head hurts.
Hook:
Cry about it.
Luis:
Rude
Hook:
Cry. About. It.
Red:
Why does your head hurt?
Luis:
Because Chef Alfredo Linguini explains things so confusingly
Hearts:
You’re just stupid.
Luis:
Wow, Hazel is really rubbing off on you
Hook:
Thank Merlin for that.
Hearts:
True, true
Red:
Why are you being rude to my bf?
Hearts:
Why be rude in general?
Red:
I asked first
Hearts:
Well… I don’t care.
Hatter:
Hot.
Hearts:
Get. The. Fuck. Back.
Hatter:
Oh no, you’re hot when you’re mean.
Hearts:
@hazelhook smack him.
Hook:
Deal.
Red:
Why the fuck is Hatter flirting with my little sister?
Hatter:
Because I can.
Red:
Fuck that.
Hatter:
Your sister?
Red:
AYOOOOOOOOOO
Luis:
NAHHHHHH
Felix:
PAHAHSHAHHAS
Hearts:
Oh my Hearts…
Hook:
HAHAH
Charming:
Wtf…
Hatter:
It was a fucking joke, calm down.
Red:
Yeah, nahh. I’m out.
Red left the group.
Chloe Charming added Red Hearts back.
Red:
Chlo!
Charming:
Nope. Stay.
Red:
Fine.
15:23 pm
Luis:
Guess who I saw making out under the oak tree.
Red:
Don’t say my sister and Hatter.
Luis:
Better.
Red:
Fym better????
Hook:
Obviously not me.
Charming:
Me neither.
Hatter:
Not making out with anyone.
Smee 1:
Who???
Luis:
Robbie and Felix.
Hearts:
SHUT UP! REALLY?
Luis:
YES!
Hearts:
PAY UP, HAZEL!
Hook:
I hate you.
Charming:
You lost a bet?
Hook:
Just be silent
Charming:
Excuse you??
Hook:
Not like that.
Charming:
Yeah, whatever, fuck you.
Hook:
Princess. Come on!
Chloe Charming muted Hazel Hook for 5 minutes.
Luis:
Suddenly, it’s so peaceful
Charming:
Fuck off.
Hatter:
She is mad
Hearts:
Wouldn’t you know
Hatter:
Funny.
Hearts:
Ik
Red:
Urgh.
Robbie:
What did I miss?
Hatter:
Nothing, except that Madrigal saw you making out with Felix
Robbie:
FUCK.
Felix:
Me.
Red:
Wth???? Why is everyone so fucking horny????
Luis:
Hormones.
Red:
Yeah, yeah
Hook:
@chloecharming I didn’t mean it like that! Come on, princess!
Charming:
Stfu, I’m mad.
Hook:
Fuck.
Hatter:
Drama in paradise-
Hook:
Stfu, Hatter.
Hatter:
Nope.
Hook:
Urgh