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group name: three musketeers
members: ned, peter, mj, flash
description: there're technically four musketeers fyi - flash
who even invited you - edited by ned
everyone shut up - edited by mj
d'artagnan is the best anyway - edited by flash
19/07/2026
(today)
peter 18:05
agamemnomnomnom
flash 18:05
agamemnomnomnomnomnom
ned 18:06
agamemnomnomnomnom
mj 18:06
dorks
flash 18:06
dont pretend u didnt like the movie
mj 18:07
well TECHNICALLY the movie is not even that accurate
peter 18:07
puhLEASE odysseus was perfect and u know it
also agamemnomnomnom
ned 18:08
agamemnomnomnomnom
flash 18:08
agamemnomnomnom
mj 18:08
first of all agamemnon is historically one of the most auraless men
ned 18:08
historically???
hIsToRiCaLLy??
mj 18:08
stfu
mythologically
whatever
im a little rusty w my greek
anyway point is idek why nolan would make him seem like hes all that
flash 18:09
speaking of hes all that didnt we say we are gonna hate-watch that movie?
peter 18:09
the addison rae one?
flash 18:09
ye
ned 18:10
we said we would do that BEFORE she became cool
aka abt 5 yrs ago when the movie was released
flash 18:11
oh shit u r ryt mb
mj 18:11
counterpoint: she has always been cool
fame is a gun was totally worth the hype
ned 18:11
yeah yeah yeah
we support women rights and wrongs
aka fame is a gun and obsessed
mj 18:11
oofff obsessed was sumthg else man
peter 18:11
i already watched dylan's commentary on that movie so i know the whole story already
flash 18:12
u watch movies for the storyline?
amateurs
mj 18:12
dont u literally read summaries and/or spoilers before watching movies becoz u hate suspense
flash 18:12
well yes exactly but i have a perfectly reasonable explanation for that
ned 18:12
which is?
flash 18:12
i do what i want
ALso
knowing whats gonna happen gives u a full theatre experience
peter 18:13
no tf it doesnt
ned 18:13
if anything its the opposite
flash 18:13
u guys do not understand the art of cinema
mj 18:14
why is this even a conversation
peter 18:14
flash YOU do not understand the art of cinema
flash 18:14
nuhah
ned 18:14
u cant just 'nuhah' ur way outta this one flash
reading movie summaries before watching it is literally a crime
flash 18:15
except it told me that elliot is not even the real elliot
peter 18:15
wait which elliot?
mj 18:15
bitch i havent reached that ep
ned 18:16
which show did flash just accidentally spoil???
flash 18:16
oooooooh fudgesticks
im gonna leave
mj 18:16
eugene im gonna kill u
peter 18:17
hey lets not murder anyone
mj 18:17
he fucking knew i havent reached that ep let alone the final season
im going to thompson's
ned 18:17
pls dont kill him he completed the redemption arc less than a yr ago
flash 18:17
yeah mj listen to ned
mj 18:17
count ur blessings w/ the time it takes for me to get there
ned 18:17
i still dont know which elliot we r talking abt btw
peter 18:17
prob mr robot
tho technically elliot is the real elliot in that one
mr robot isnt the real elliot tho
or
wait no
the mc is not the real elliot becoz the mc is mr robot
but the show convinces us the real elliot is the mc until final season
ned 18:18
im so lost
peter 18:18
yeah me too
that show was honestly a trip
its got dem D.I.D. babyyy
wait did i accidentally spoil ?
OH
mj 18:18
yes
peter 18:18
SHIT
MY BAD MJ PLSDONTKILLME
mj has removed peter from the group
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spider-man 18:19
gang im bored
is nyc under attack or smthg?