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Amazing Grace

Summary:

Peter watches Project Hail Mary and decides he needs a Rocky to his Grace. Stat.

Notes:

Hey, peeps! Nova here ))
Rewatched PHM the other day and then watched BND the day after and decided that they require a crossover of sorts. This is purely crack. I have like zero clue regarding what I am doing.

Also also also, I decided to make a series called 'Avengers HQ' that is basically just connected chatfics centred around Peter Parker with MAJOR canon divergence. Don't know how far the series will go, but that's up to Father Time to decide.

Prior context: Almost everything until endgame happened, but no one's dead. Also, many Avengers know Peter's identity or at least that Spider-Man's first name is 'Peter'. There are probably loopholes to that, but I don't care because I need my Tony and Nat and literally everyone to be alive and happy tqvm

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While the characters belong to Marvel and Andy Weir, this story is my own transformative fanwork. So please don’t repost, copy, or claim this work as your own. If you’d like to share it, linking back to the original is always appreciated.

Thank you for respecting the time and love that went into writing this. 🧡

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group name: three musketeers

members: ned, peter, mj, flash
description: there're technically four musketeers fyi - flash
who even invited you - edited by ned
everyone shut up - edited by mj
d'artagnan is the best anyway - edited by flash

 

08/08/2026
(today)

ned 2:21

any1 up for watching phm?

 

flash 2:22

whats phm

 

ned 2:22

tf wdym u dont know

 

flash 2:22

unlike u im not unempl*yed

 

ned removed flash from the group

 

ned 2:23

now that the ray of assholism is gone

guys wanna watch phm?

 

ned 2:25

guys????

@mj @peter

GUYS!!!!!

oh ffs

 

ned added flash to the group

 

flash 2:28

so?

 

ned 2:28

wanna watch phm? theres an early morning show at 3.15

 

flash 2:30

arent u gonna apologise for removing me from the grp?

 

ned 2:31

when u apologise for making fun of my employment status sure

 

flash 2:34

am not coming w u to watch that movie then

 

ned 2:34

OKKKKK fine im sorry 

 

flash 2:34 

besides todays work night

i cant go out

 

ned 2:34

its morning dumbass

also u are literally awake rn

wats the point of calling it work night if u r not gonna rest

 

flash 2:36

im resting

 

ned  2:36

if by that u mean u have a resting bitch face then oh boy u r SO right

 

flash 2:36

our movie date is officially cancelled

 

ned 2:37

theres nothing to cancel if u didnt agree to it in the first place

i will go watch my hot nerd ryan gosling movie alone and i will LOVE it

 

flash 2:38

WAIT U R GONNA WATCH HAIL MARY????

 

ned 2:38

????

YES

thats literally what phm stands for

 

flash 2:39

WHY DIDNT U LEAD W THAT

 

ned 2:40 

i was trying to but then u called me unemployed

 

flash 2:40 

well before that u insulted me

 

ned 2:40

THATS BECAUSE U R A DUMBASS THAT DOESNT KNOW PHM=PROJECT HAIL MARY

 

flash 2:41

u r the dumbass

also meet u in front?

 

mj 2:42

guys its almost 3 STFU

 

ned 2:42

i thought u had us on mute

 

flash 2:42

@mj wanna watch phm w us?

 

mj 2:43

watched it yesterday

 

ned 2:43

but u were home all day yesterday

 

flash 2:43

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mj 2:44

bingo

the movie was dope u guys should watch

 

ned 2:44

so u not coming with us?

 

mj 2:45

nah

call up peter maybe hes interested

nvm just checked spidey tracker hes out 

 

flash 2:45

hes in hells kitchen area so maybe he just chilling

 

ned 2:46

i will call him

hes not picking the phone

 

mj 2:47

text on red idiots and enablers

peters prob w matt

 

ned 2:48

alright!!

@flash meet u front in 5

 

flash 2:49

kkk

 

group name: Red Idols and Enablers

members: matt, foggy, peter, ned, wade, logan, jean, frank
description: PROTECCCCCC

 

ned 2:50

@matt @wade peter with u?

 

foggy 2:51

yeah why

 

ned 2:51

ask him if he wants to watch phm with flash and me

 

wade 2:52

we r having serious discussions here kid

 

logan 2:52

yeah discussions abt whether red or pink lipstick will suit u

@ned peter says yes

 

ned 2:52

oh sweet!

 

foggy 2:53

arent u gonna invite the rest of us?

 

ned 2:54

i mean if u guys can reach by 3.15 then sure

movie starts at 3.15

 

logan 2:55

u guys gonna fly there or smthg?

ps. spidey just left

ps. he forgot to take his phone from home so he says he will meet u at the theatre

 

wade 2:55

sweety u dont have to write ps in text

 

foggy 2:56

welp deadpool just got pounced at

nice turn of events at the weekly red meeting

love to see this

 

ned 2:57

still dont understand why u guys hold those

 

foggy 2:57

technically u should be here too

 

ned 2:57

yeah well jean never shows up either so its not exactly just me whos bailing

 

foggy 2:58

u should invite her to the movies too!

 

ned 2:59

its too late to call her tho

she could just read my mind to watch the movie or smthg

 

frank 2:59

invite her ned 

 

ned 3:00

yes sir ofc sir

 

ned 3:05

update: jean is coming w us

 

frank 3:05

good job ned

u r a good brother

 

ned 3:05

of course yeah thats

yeah

anyway gotta go bye guys

happy hustling

 

group name: three musketeers

members: ned, peter, mj, flash
description: there're technically four musketeers fyi - flash
who even invited you - edited by ned
everyone shut up - edited by mj
d'artagnan is the best anyway - edited by flash

 

ned 3:05

guys mr castle is so fucking scary i think i spiritually died

 

mj 3:06

could be worse

he could shoot u

 

flash 3:06

aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

this would be so funny if it werent so true (rip spiderman u goat)

 

mj 3:07

hm its called morbid humour darling

n e way have fun watching the movie

 

ned 3:08

okkkieee )))

oh jeans here

jean says hi

 

mj 3:09

i know

she did the cool thing with dem mind control

 

flash 3:10

SO FUCKING COOL

 

mj 3:10

its not cool flash its horrifying 

 

flash 3:11

but u just said its cool

 

mj 3:11

i can say whatever i wanna say

also rocky dies at the end of the movie

 

flash 3:11

WHAT THE FUCK WHY WOULD U SAY THAT

 

ned 3:11

dont worry flash shes lying rocky doesnt die

 

flash 3:11

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT

 

ned 3:12

its not my fault that u havent read the book yet

 

mj 3:12

hm this conversation was funny but now im gonna sleep

 

ned 3:12

byeeeee em

 

flash 3:12

goodnight mj!

 


 

group name: three musketeers

members: ned, peter, mj, flash
description: there're technically four musketeers fyi - flash
who even invited you - edited by ned
everyone shut up - edited by mj
d'artagnan is the best anyway - edited by flash

 

peter 6:00

i need a rocky

guys??

urghhhh

 

group name: Avengers HQ

members: tony, clint, natasha, bruce, thor, rhodey, sam, wanda, vision, scott, hope, carol, spider-man, jane ...
description: only use this channel for official purposes.

 

spider-man 6:01

guys i need a rocky

 

vision 6:02

spider-man, this is an official channel to pass important world-altering information on

also, i'm glad that you are awake at such an early hour. never thought you had that dog in you

 

spider-man 6:02

tq vision

@tony @thor @gamora @loki i need a rocky

 

clint 6:10

whats a rocky?

 

spider-man 6:10

an alien whos also mans best friend

 

clint 6:10

i thought a dog is mans bestfriend

 

spider-man 6:11

not spider-man's though

i need a 5 legged friend to match my 8 legged wonder

 

natasha 6:12

ok it's too early for this bullshit

also i thought this was the official channel for official purposes

 

vision 6:12

yes, black widow. it is.

spider-man just refuses to follow the rules

 

spider-man 6:13

u would win in a j jonah jameson impersonation contest btw

 

natasha 6:15

ok i will bite

whats '8 legged wonder'

 

spider-man 6:15

as u might have noticed i am spider-man

spiders famously have 8 legs

 

clint 6:16

oh i didnt know that

 

spider-man 6:17

really?

 

clint 6:17

really

never heard of spiders having 8 legs

its not like a certain spider-man wakes up every day to annoy the shit out of everyone by saying 'Oh dID yOu GuYS KnOW ThIS SpIdEr FaCT AbOuT sPidErS?'

 

spider-man 6:18

ok ouch

 

natasha 6:18

so u have 8 legs and u need a friend with 5 legs

and apparently rocky has 5 legs

 

spider-man 6:18

YES THATS IT

 

natasha 6:18

and its an alien?

 

spider-man 6:19

yeahaha but im open to alternatives

like manufacturing one

@tony 👀

 

sam 6:20

kid just get a dog goodness gracious

 

clint 6:20

nah i dont think spider-man will get a dog if he can get a 5 legged extraterrestrial by either manufacturing one or

wait what else are u gonna do spidey? go to space?

 

spider-man 6:21

i was thinking more along the lines of bribing some ppl into getting rocky from space for me

 

natasha 6:21

is rocky even real?

 

spider-man 6:21

i

well

hm

mhm

 

clint 6:22

googled it just now

rockys a movie character

 

spider-man 6:22

well technically rocky is a book character

the book was adopted into a movie

but yeah u r ryt

 

sam 6:23

...

and i thought this was an emergency

spidey heed the description it says OFFICIAL CHANNEL

 

spider-man 6:23

YES and this is official business

@gamora @drax @rocket @groot @mantis @nebula @kraglin @cosmo @quill

i need a rocky

 

groot 6:23

i am groot

 

clint 6:23

ah yes groot thank you for that valuable information

 

groot 6:24

i am groot?

 

spider-man 6:24

i am groot

 

sam 6:24

no u r not

 

groot 6:24

i am groot

 

spider-man 6:25

i am groot

 

clint 6:25

ok what is happening

 

natasha 6:25

i think they are communicating

 

groot 6:25

I AM GROOT!

 

spider-man 6:25

I AM GROOT!!

 

sam 6:25

guys u can both be groot stop fighting

 

spider-man 6:25

tq groot

i mean

i am groot :)

 

groot 6:26

i am groot ;)

 

clint 6:26

that was totally weird right?

right guys?

 

sam 6:27

so weird

 

spider-man 6:28

groot says he knows creatures that look like rocky

but its quite far away

but he could convince quinn to sail there

 

clint 6:28

and u got all that from 'i am groot'

 

spider-man 6:29

obviously not

i have a built-in grootranslator that i made last summer

 

natasha 6:29

@tony u sure hes not urs?

 

clint 6:30

why cant u just get someone like groot

groots got a lot of legs/branches i think

actually

why cant u just join the guardians and leave earth

 

spider-man 6:31

as cool as that would be i dont want to let u guys miss me too much

 

sam 6:31

oh no we wont miss u at all

 

clint 6:32

quite the opposite

 

natasha 6:32

guys stop annoying him

 

sam 6:32

sorry WE are annoying spider-man???

 

natasha 6:32

yes

@peter why dont u give tony a call after some time

he will figure out something

 

clint 6:33

why not now

@tony YOUR SON IS BEING ANNOYING AGAIN

 

natasha 6:33 

pepper acquired tony's devices and has put him in a mandatory sleep sesh

 

spider-man 6:33

sounds abt right

 

sam 6:34

not that i care or anything

but why do u even need a 'rocky'

having 5 legs is not like

a defining character for getting a friend or smthg

 

spider-man 6:35

coz rockys the COOLEST

hes like

SO SMART

and AN ASTRONAUT

and hes a mechanic

 

clint 6:36

not to mention fictional

 

wade 6:36

arent we all fictional in the grand scheme of things?

 

spider-man 6:36

wdym

 

sam 6:36

noooo dont let deadpool corrupt spidey

 

natasha 6:36

@vision remove deadpool from this group. he's not an avenger

 

wade 6:36

this is non-avenger erasure

 

vision has removed wade from the group

 

sam 6:37

that was a close call

 

spider-man 6:37

???

 

clint 6:37

speaking of rocky

all these features u mentioned is in rocket

u can even call him rocky if u want

 

natasha 6:37

clint

 

clint 6:37

whattttt

 

natasha 6:38

stop annoying him

 

spider-man 6:38

u guys i will just ask tony when he wakes up

 


 

group name: elder (retired) hot avengers

members: natasha, tony, steve, clint, bruce, thor

 

natasha 7:00

we have a peter situation

 

clint 7:01

at this point we should rename this grp as 'peter situation'

every day is peter situation

 

natasha 7:01

shut up clint

@steve u awake?

 

steve 7:01

of course

whats the issue?

 

natasha 7:01

peter wants a smart alien best friend that has 5 legs and is an astronaut and mechanic

 

steve 7:02

huh

 

clint 7:02

its a character based on a popular movie

 

steve 7:02

yes im familiar with rocky

peter and i watched phm together with his friends and jean last night

or this morning to be more accurate

 

natasha 7:02

is that where u went at 3?

 

clint 7:02

u went out to watch a movie without me???

 

clint 7:03

the ABSOLUTE betrayal

 

steve 7:03

but i didnt know rocky's character would have moved peter that much

 

natasha 7:03

im worried peters feeling lonely again

 

clint 7:04

oh

but surely theres a better explanation to this

like

peters insane

 

steve 7:04

no natasha u r ryt

maybe hes feeling like he cant express himself w his friends

grace was alone in space with rocky

maybe peters alone and he needs someone to be with him

 

clint 7:05

wait u were serious abt having watched the movie???

also also also

how abt just getting him a dog?

 

natasha 7:05

i think peter needs someone thats intelligent

 

clint 7:05

dogs are pretty intelligent

case in point: cosmo, lucky, fanny, etcetra 

 

steve 7:06

cant tony just build something resembling rocky?

 

clint 7:06

peters more inclined to get one from space

which is insane but yk hes insane so its alright

 

steve 7:06

i could contact the celestials if required

 

natasha 7:06

hold that thought

we should ask tony first

 

steve 7:07

wheres tony anyway

 

clint 7:07

pepper enforced sleep sesh

 

steve 7:07

alright we will ask him when he wakes up

 

natasha 7:07

do u think peter will wait that long tho?

 

clint 7:08

valid point kids insane

and i say that with all the love in my heart

natasha quit banging on the vents im sorry for calling ur pseudoson insane even tho he is insane

 


 

rocky contest

members: peter, ned, mj, flash, harley, cassie, harry, america, hulkling, morgan, shuri, yelena, kate, billy, jean
description: finding the perfect rocky

peter parker created this group

 

peter 6:39

rise and shine everyone

 

harley 7:00

why are u awake so early is anyone dying?

 

peter 7:00

good question lets wait for everyone to wake up and then i will answer that

 

harley 7:00

hm how abt no

 

harley keener has left the group

peter added harley keener 

 

harley 7:01

why are u such a pain so early in the morning mate

 

peter 7:02

i will answer that too dw

 

shuri 7:30

heyyyy petey pie

 

peter 7:31

HEYYYY SHURIIIII

 

harley 7:31

urgh

 

shuri 7:31

why are we on the umpteenth group chat

also 

PETEY I MISSED YOUUU

 

peter 7:31

I MISSED U TOOOOOO

 

harley 7:31

i didnt

 

shuri 7:31 

shush no one asked u potato boy

 

harley 7:32

tHAT WAS SO LONG AGO WHY ARE WE STILL TALKIING ABT THAT

 

peter 7:33

becoz it hits ur nerve haha

 

harley 7:33

🥰

 

peter 7:33

whut

 

harley 7:34

sorry hand slipped

i meant to send this

🖕🏻

 

shuri 7:35

sheeeeessshhhh embarrassing 

 

morgan 7:36

hey guys!!!

 

peter 7:36

@harley GET RID OF THAT EMOJI RIGHT THIS INSTANT

heyyyy morgs

 

shuri 7:37

heyyy mongooseee

peter whys starkdaughter in the grp

also

whats this grp

 

morgan 7:37

oh oh i know!

petey is trying to recruit his bestfriend

aunt tasha told me all abt it

 

harley 7:38

doesnt sound right

why would i be in this grp

also HARRY

FUCKING HARRY IS IN THIS GROUP

 

peter 7:39

MATE A CHILD IS IN THIS GROUP WATCH UR MOUTH

 

morgan 7:39

um technically im 14 so not a child anymore

 

peter 7:39

...

 

harley 7:39

dejavu?

 

peter 7:40

dejavu

 

morgan 7:41

also i know bad words my dads iron man

im just not allowed to say them

 

shuri 7:42

hey morgs shouldnt u be in school?

 

morgan 7:42

starts in september actually

im free rn

 

harley 7:42

peter can we talk privately?

 

peter 7:43

when u unblock me sure

 


 

direct message 

 

harley 7:43

MATE WHYS MORGAN IN THAT GRP

 

peter 7:44

THE SAME REASON WHY I ADDED LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE INCLUDING U INTO THE GRP

I WANNA SEE IF SHES THE BEST ROCKY FOR MY GRACE

 

harley 7:45

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

 

peter 7:45

IT MEANS I NEED A BEST FRIEND AND I HAVE ADDED POTENTIAL CANDIDATES INTO THIS GRP

 

harley 7:45

U ALREADY HAVE A BEST FRIEND AND HIS NAME IS NED

WHY DO U NEED MORE

ALSO

WHY THE FUCK IS HARRY HERE

 

peter 7:46

BECAUSE HES MY FRIEND!!!

 

harley 7:46

HE LITERALLY TRIED TO KILL U LAST MONTH

 

peter 7:46

WELL HES CHANGED NOW

 

harley 7:46

BESIDES HES AN OSBORN!!! WE ARE STARKS

WE CANT HAVE A GRP TOGETHER U MORON

 

peter 7:47

TECHNICALLY ONLY MORGANS A STARK IN THAT GRP

 

harley 7:47

OH STFU U KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABT

AND JEAN!!!

SHE TRIED TO KILL YOU LIKE 3 MONTHS AGO

 

peter 7:47

AND SHES MY FRIEND NOW

TECHNICALLY FRANK TRIED TO KILL ME AND HES STILL MY FRIEND

 

harley 7:47

YOU ARE INSANE

 

peter 7:47

NO IM NOT MAY HAD ME TESTED

BESIDES U R NO BETTER MR IRONLAD

 

harley 7:48

OH FUCK YOU

 

peter 7:49

LITERALLY STOP SWEARING IN THAT GRP AND WE WILL BE GOLDEN

 

harley 7:49

FINE

I WILL USE PROFANITIES HERE THEN

 

peter 7:49

FINE

 

harley 7:49

FINE

 

peter 7:50

BYE

 

harley 7:50

BYE

 

peter 7:50

OK

 

harley 7:50

MUST U ALWAYS HAVE THE LAST WORD U BITCH

 

peter 7:50

YES

 


 

rocky contest

members: peter, ned, mj, flash, harley, cassie, harry, america, hulkling, morgan, shuri, yelena, kate, billy, jean
description: finding the perfect rocky

 

harley 7:51

so

how yall doing

 

shuri 7:51

?? good

what did u guys talk abt privately?

 

peter 7:52

eh nothing much

just

stuff

 

morgan 7:52

what kinda stuff

 

harley 7:52

nothing huge morgz

also is dad awake yet?

 

morgan 7:52

no why

 

harley 7:53

just wanted to tell him his second son is a

well i dont have a kid friendly word to describe peter

 

peter 7:53

u r free to dm me abt it

 

shuri 7:53

u guys are all insane

 

morgan 7:54

no we r not aunt may had us tested

 

cassie 7:54

hey everyone good morning!!

also peter why r we here?

i thought the other 10 grps were too many already

 

shuri 7:55

that's what i have been saying!

 

morgan 7:55

u guys have ten grps without me???

 

cassie 7:56

yeaha

 

peter 7:56

most of them are from when u were not even born morgs

 

harley 7:56

peter why dont u tell everyone why this grp even is a thing

 

peter 7:57

but everyones not here yet

 

harley 8:00

urgh u are impossible

@all this is an emergency 🚨🚨🚨

 

flash 8:01

bye i need to sleep

 

harry 8:01

whats this

 

harley 8:01

ur funeral

 

hulkling 8:01

hey yall wats the emergency

 

yelena 8:01

morning everyone

 

kate 8:01

peter this is the 12th grp

 

morgan 8:01

THERE ARE 12 GRPS WITHOUT ME

 

billy 8:01

how did u get my number

 

hulkling 8:01

actually i had the exact same question

 

america 8:01

WHATS THE EMERGENCY IS SOMEONE DYING???

 

mj 8:01

aight im out

 

mj left the group

 

harley 8:02

everyones here now announce ur truth peter

 

peter 8:02

but ned and jean isnt here

and mj left

 

yelena 8:02

i will turn u guys into soy sauce if someone doesnt tell me what is going on

 

morgan 8:02

petey wants a friend like rocky so this is his recruitment cell

 

hulkling 8:03

whos peter

 

peter 8:02

OHHH SHI

 

peter has removed hulkling from the group

 

harley 8:02

BITCH (this message was deleted by the admin)

BASTARD

 

shuri 8:02

DID U SERIOUSLY ADD SOMEONE WHO DOESNT KNOW UR IDENTITY

 

peter 8:03

WELL IN MY DEFENCE IM SLEEP DEPRIVED FROM NOT SLEEPING OK??

 

harley 8:03

idiot

 

billy 8:03

wait what identity

 

harley 8:03

....

 

peter has removed billy from the group

 

morgan 8:03

well good news is that peter's recruitment cell members are falling off naturally

 

yelena 8:03

is there anyone else in this grp who doesnt know peter parker (this message was deleted by the admin)

 

peter had removed america from the group

 

peter 8:04

no one else

 

yelena 8:04

ok now that thats out of the way

what is a rocky

 

kate 8:04

its this alien character from project hail mary

 

morgan 8:05

oh and peter wants a best friend who could be like rocky

coz rocky's like super cool and super smart and an astronaut and mechanic

 

peter 8:05

and he has 5 legs

 

yelena 8:05

if u havent noticed none of us have 5 legs

 

peter 8:05

hm u r right

 

ned 8:05

morning everyone whats going on

 

harley 8:05

peters trying to replace u

 

ned 8:05

as guy in chair?

 

peter 8:06

no ofc not ned

im trying to find a rocky to my grace

 

kate 8:06

i am so so so lost

 

harry 8:06

im also lost

 

harley 8:06

no one asked u

 

peter 8:06

all i need is a rocky to my grace why is it so difficult to understand

 

cassie 8:07

and how exactly are you planning on choosing between us?

 

peter 8:07

i was thinking of giving all of u tasks and figure out which one of u r best at doing it

 

harley 8:07

or

i can do u one better

@all who wants to be peter benjamin parker's best friend if peter were to be estranged in space?

 

yelena 8:07

no offence parker but

no

im fairly certain my brain will go KBFOOM

besides im not a astronaut mechanic with 5 legs (which i believe is ur only criterion)

 

peter 8:07

understandable

 

kate 8:07

i still dont get it

 

peter 8:08

literally dont know whats so hard to understand

 

kate 8:08

and i dont care so no

 

harley 8:08

thats two down

morgan what do u think

 

morgan 8:09

hes my brother its not like i have a choice

 

harley 8:09

yes u r absolutely right 

 

harry 8:10

i would prob say yes to being his rocky

 

harley 8:10

no one asked u

i would literally kill u before u come 10 metres close to peter u get me?

 

peter 8:10

easy harley

 

harry 8:10

why am i in this grp if i cant even participate in this contest?

 

harley 8:10

becoz petes a dumbass

u r out

cassie?

 

cassie 8:10

eh im bored enough to enter the next level of this competition so sure

 

peter 8:10

tq cassie

 

harley 8:11

shuri?

 

shuri 8:11

wouldnt i be the grace to his rocky tho

spiders have 8 legs 

i have 2

rocky has 5

mathematically peters closer to being a rocky than i am

 

harley 8:11

isnt it mathematically the same?

 

peter 8:12

no shuri's right

u can cut my 3 legs

u cant attach 3 legs to her

 

shuri 8:12

so does this mean we are changing this contest to 'grace contest'

 

harry 8:12

i would make a great grace just saying

 

harley 8:12

osborn when i catch u

 

peter 8:12

no im not changing the contest

shuri u r disqualified for asking me difficult questions

 

shuri 8:12

YES

i mean

NOOOOOOOO

 

peter 8:12

👀

 

harley 8:13

so this leaves us with ned, flash, mj, cassie, morgan, jean and me

 

peter 8:13

oh u r willing?

 

harley 8:13

its not like i have a choice but participate

sorry edit: mjs also out 

@jean u alive mate?

 

jean 8:13

no

 

harley 8:13

was that the answer to my question or rocky contest

 

jean 8:13

yes and no

i have to take down hydra

 

harley 8:14

and thats wat responsibility looks like peter

also im assuminf flash will say no becoz he has a j*b as he LOVES to remind us

that leaves with cassie, morgan, ned and me

 

cassie 8:14

yessss lessgooooo

 

harley 8:14

love ur enthusiasm lang

peter whats ur next test

 

peter 8:14

which one of u have mechanical skills

 

cassie 8:14

me

 

morgan 8:14

me

 

harley 8:14

me

 

ned 8:14

me

 

peter 8:14

hm i anticipated this

 

harley 8:15

oh u did huh?

 

peter 8:16

which one of u have been to space

 

morgan 8:16

literally none of us

 

peter 8:20

i need time to ponder

 

harley 8:21

sure

 

peter 8:50

i have pondered

 

cassie 8:51

and ur decision is?

 

peter 8:51

tony told me he will help me build a rocky 

so i dont need none of u to be my rocky

 

ned 8:51

why did i kinda see this coming

 

kate 8:51

pattern recognition obvi

 

peter 8:51

but i do need a handful of mechanic friends tho

 

cassie 8:52

YESSSS I GET TO BE A ROCKY MAKER WOOHOOOOOOO

 

ned 8:53

ykw close enough

 

yelena 8:54

i would have sucked at this mechanic thing

 

harley 8:59

the rocky contest is officially over everyone go home bye and thank you

 


meanwhile:

group: conspiracy theory

members: america, billy, hulkling

america created this group

 

america 8:03

now that all three of us have been thrown out of rocky contest

guys i think spider-man's name is peter

 

hulkling 8:04

u dont say

 

billy 8:04

yeah that was my first theory too

that or the 'flash' guy is spider-man

i dont think spider-man has enough time to chat in groups

and flash seemed to be busy

 

america 8:04

oh now that i think of it

 

hulkling 8:04

nah peter is definitely spiderman

 

billy 8:04

or 'mj'

mj left the group immediately

 

america 8:04

hmh

 

billy 8:04

we should figure out who spider-man is

 

hulkling 8:05

u dont say

 

america 8:05

but the real question is who is peter parker

 

hulking 8:05

where did u get parker from?

 

america 8:05

a deleted message

 

billy 8:05

peters probably not spiderman

spiderman is defo in the grp tho

 

america 8:06

how are u so sure

 

billy 8:06

intuition

 

america 8:06

what if peters wulcan

 

billy 8:06

...

no

 

hulkling 8:07

what if peters the dark phoenix?

 

america 8:07

didnt dark phoenix fight with spiderman 2 months ago?

 

hulkling 8:07

yeah

btw who all do u know from that grp

 

america 8:07

besides princess shuri and yelena

no one

what abt u

 

hulkling 8:07

same two

also mj if mj is michael jackson

 

billy 8:08

OMG

I CONNECTED THE DOTS

'HARLEY' IS SPIDER-MAN AND PETERS PHEONIX

 

america 8:08

ok explain

 

hulkling 8:08

YOU ARE RIGHT

 

billy 8:08

when u scroll thru the messages u will see that 'harley' guy and peter hate each other

also 'harley' calls 'morgan's' dad 'dad'

morgan whos morgan stark im assuming

so 'dad' is iron man

yk who iron man's protege is? 

 

america 8:08

spiderman

 

billy 8:08

i rest my case

 

hulkling 8:08

u are a genius baby

 

america 8:09

hm 

pretty good assumptions

 

billy 8:09

thank you!!!

but yeah im not feeling too strong on the phoenix being peter part tho

 

hulkling 8:09

the plot thimkens

 

america 8:09

now that thats out of the way

who are u guys

 

billy 8:09

oh im billy maximoff

wandas son

 

hulkling 8:09

and im hulkling

as the name suggests

 

america 8:09

oh cool!

im america

 

billy 8:10

nice to meet u america

i hope we can keep in touch w these 'conspiracies'

 

america 8:10

oh yes obviously

the conspiracies continue...

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