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“Dude, are you like… friends with Black Widow?”
Peter looks up from their latest LEGO set—the Mandalorian’s Razor Crest—and freezes. Ned’s question isn’t entirely out of place, he’s been asking more and more about his life as Spider-Man.
Apparently, his relationship with Yelena is one of them.
Which… Peter doesn’t entirely blame him. She did, in fact, call him ‘the sad man’ right in front of Ned and MJ that one time.
“Uh,” Peter says, shrugging. “I mean… not really? She’s more like a coworker, really.”
Ned sighs wistfully. “I wish I could be coworkers with Black Widow.”