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1. Flirting for Tips by haisel_who

   Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), The Fall Guy (2024)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M, Other, Multi
   • Work in Progress

   26 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)/Ryland Grace
   • Adrian & Ryland Grace & Rocky
   • background rockdrian - Relationship
   • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
   • Ryland Grace & Colt Seavers
   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • Ryland Grace
   • Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
   • Adrian (Project Hail Mary)
   • Colt Seavers
   • Ava (Iron Lung)
   • Jack (Iron Lung)
   • David (Iron Lung)
   • the phm crew will also have small parts
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • camboy ryland grace (project hail mary)
   • bartender simon (iron lung)
   • He/Him Pronouns for Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
   • They/Them Pronouns for Adrian (Project Hail Mary)
   • Ryland Grace and Colt Seavers are Twins
   • Trans The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • Porn with Plot
   • Smut
   • POV Third Person Limited
   • POV Alternating
   • Getting Together
   • Miscommunication
   • Masturbation
   • Porn Watching
   • its an onlyfans au guys
   • Voyeurism
   • I guess right?
   • Exhibitionism
   • its about porn
   • I'll add more tags as we go
   • I hate tagging
   • mask kink
   • Is that a thing
   • Drinking
   • Alcohol
   • no beta we die like my sanity
   • Some angst
   • Mild Hurt/Comfort

   Summary

   Cute bartender raked his eyes down his body. "I don't know, you're not so bad."
   He gulped, suddenly remembering how flustered he was supposed to be. "Eh, I'm sure you say that to all your customers."
   The brunet squinted slightly. "Not really."
   "No? You sure?" Ryland laughed, trying to hide how nervous he felt. "I get it, it's a bartender thing, I'm not offended. Flirting just to get a good tip." Trust me, I get it. He left that unsaid.
   Cute bartender scoffed lightly. "Some do. You should meet Jack." He shook his head. "I'm not a good actor like that."
   "No? You could fool me." Ryland sighed, trying to hide it as a laugh.
   The brunet studied him. "Who says I'm acting right now?"

   OR

   After humiliating himself at the UNESCO meet and getting blacklisted from academia, Ryland Grace starts an OnlyFans to make ends meet. Fast forward to now, his page is only getting more popular, and he's grappling with whether to embrace the porn career or figure something else out.
   Meanwhile, he meets a cute bartender named Simon who he's really been hitting it off with. But boy are there a lot of similarities between him and Grace's top OnlyFans supporter. Those have got to be coincidences, right?

   Language:

   English

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   Chapters:

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