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**Experiment:** Classification of Intimate Behaviour Between Male Best Friends
**Primary Researcher:** Howard J. Wolowitz, M.Eng.
**Research Participant:** Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali, Ph.D.
**Uninvited Peer Reviewer:** Dr. Sheldon Cooper, Ph.D., Sc.D.
**Sheldon Cooper's Contribution:** Identification of methodological errors, uncontrolled variables, researcher bias, contradictory evidence, and several conclusions the primary researcher specifically requested he stop making.
**Duration:** Approximately fifteen years
**Status:** Ongoing longitudinal study
**Objective:** To determine whether repeated physical intimacy between two heterosexual male best friends constitutes romantic behaviour.
**Secondary Objective, added without authorisation by Dr. Cooper:** To determine how long an engineer can continue rejecting experimental evidence before it becomes statistically indistinguishable from denial.
