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1. shy heifer by BobbiHill

   Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   29 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
   • Luca Haas/Cliff Marlow | Cliff Marleau
   • Ilya Rozanov
   • Shane Hollander
   • Cliff Marlow | Cliff Marleau
   • Ilya Rozanov is Obsessed With Shane Hollander
   • Social Media
   • Fluff and Humor
   • farm au
   • Hybrids
   • saw art of Shane as a cow hybrid and i've never been the same
   • Texting

   Summary

   roz: ??? i guess u hate me
   roz: i am chop liver now???

   roz: i need him like i need air marly
   roz: he looks so cute and polite
   roz: i want to feed him leafy greens and stare at his freckles

   roz: u can take down the ad now haha

   roz: im serious take it down 🧍‍♂️

   cliff: Bro chill out I just woke up
   cliff: Are you serious you’re actually interested in him?
   cliff: Also it’s *chopped liver 😛

   Cliff puts out an ad to rehome his cow hybrid, Shane. Ilya wants him badly.

   Language:

   English

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   Chapters:

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