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    Ilya Rozanov is a hockey player for Ottawa Centaurs, thinking how to be more of himself out in the open. And perhaps less fucking lonely.
    Shane Hollander is Savile row trained tailor and a bit of an honest freak under that formal three piece suit.
    What could go wrong?
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    -That is quite the extra effort you put in there. Do you also do background checks before offering your… services? Run a credit score just to make sure that your customers can pay for it? Order hits in case the outcome is... unsuitable?

    Shane smiled. Ilya has made this beautiful man smile. He was going to die a happy man after all.

    -No, mister Rozanov, I do not run a Security Intelligence Service operation here, this isn't Kingsman after all. Although, as a Canadian, I suppose I could say that I am On her Majesty's secret service somewhat. Canada is still officially a monarchy. And I did become a tailor in London.

    He smiled again.

    Ilya was going to die today. And then rise from the dead like a vampire just so he could see Shane's smile again and listen to him ramble about the rule of law in Canada with multiple movie references.

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