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Person B: Good morning! Is this Ilya Rozanov?
Person A: who is this?
Person B: Hi! I 'm Shane Hollander. You are assigned as my student tutor? I got your number from the chat admin.
Person B: I wanted to set up a schedule for the tutoring sessions. I have practice 3 days a week so I'm mostly only available on Tuesdays and Thursdays. I'll let you know once we have the game schedule so we can plan around it. Would this work for you?
Person A: ok
Person B: Great! If its okay with you, can we meet at the main library next Tuesday 3pm?
Person A: 👍🏻
Hotties + Pike
Person A: how do the assholes always find me?? 😭
JJ
Person B: Rozanov? I have a class with that guy hes like crazy hot
Person B: not helping JJ
Person B: guy's so rude, should I just ask for a different tutor?
JJ
Person B: non non capitaine
Person B: he's here on like a full on scholarship he's like crazy smart
Person B: u CANNOT fail econs and loose captainship to C***** I will nvr forgive u 😭
Hayd
Person B: once a month you leave me no choice but to ask @JJ
Person B: is there smthn u wanna tell us dude? this is a safe space man
JJ
Person B: tf u on abt?
Hayd
Person B: nvm I give up 😫
Person A: hayd u dont have to be gay to find a dude attractive
JJ
Person B: I mean like i'd hit that but not in a gay way nomsayin?
Hayd
Person B: LMFAOOOO
Person A: u make it so hard to defend u damn
Person A: I cant believe I got drunk and came out to u two bozos
Hayd
Rose 🌹
Person A: all packed?
Person B: yesss
Person B: gonna miss u so much boooo
Person A: have fun in LA
Incoming call 📞 1h 34mins
Today 03:04 PM
Person A: he's LATE
Person B: Who? The tutor u were supposed to meet at 3 but its only 3.04 so it cant be him u're talking abt right? 😃
Person A: well he said 3pm its 3pm and he's not here yet so
Person B: maybe his class ran late
Person A: then he should've te
Person B: ??shane??
Person B: Girl did u DIE mid text??
Today 05:32 PM
Person A: hi sorry im back
Person A: tutor got here
Person B: I gathered
Person B: so?? whats the verdict 👀
Person A: I think I'm going to request a new tutor
Person B: shit that bad?
Person A: welllllllll
Person A: no
Person B: ??????
Person A: hes too hot rose😭
Person B: SHANEEEE😭😭😭😭😭
Person A: I cant focus with a slavic model looking disappointed in me oh my godddd
Person A: i think my face is bright red rn
Person B: oh my god 💀
Person A: like WHOOoo tf wears a skin tight white tee to CLASS???
Person A: like SIR i can SEE your abs through them
Person A: AND
Person A: his voice is soooo deep
Person A: with that ACCENT???
Person A: he said my name and I almost came in my pants
Person B: hey remember when I first met you and you were too shy to say the word sex without blushing?
Person B: whatever happened to that guy
Person A: i cant live like this roseeeee
Person B: but is he a good tutor tho?
Person B: tell me u paid attention at least??
Person A: I mean yeah
Person A: kinda
Person A: most of the time he was speaking my brain was like
Person A: proper name place name backstory stuff
Person A: BUT he drew me some really useful diagrams and all
Person A: fuck I probably should continue tutoring with him
Person B: boohoo my tutor is too sexy and smart
Person B: girl fuck you
Sveta😤😈👅
Person A: I got assigned as Shane Hollander's tutor
Person B: SHANE HOLLANDER???
Person B: do NOT tell him that I know u
Person B: i pray for u Shane Hollander
Person B: such a nice guy smh gone too soon
Person A: wtf Im not going to kill him??
Person B: do not have to he'll pass away when u start talking
Person A: ugh he's probably insufferable
Person A: look at me im shane hollander the whole school thinks the sun shines out of my ass
Person A: every wants to suck my dick 🙄
Person B: someones projecting I see
Person A: no tf I'm not
Person A: 😒
Today 07:11 PM
Person A: YOU NEVER TOLD ME HE WORE GLASSES
Person A: SVETAAA
Person B: sick of u yelling at me ngl
Person A: sorry
Person A: Shane Hollander in glasses?
Person B: better
Person B: he wears them when we watch tape in the bus during away games sometimes
Person B: i forgot u were gonna meet him today
Person B: u're so horny damn
Person A: IM NOT
Person A: he looked ugly
Person A: fucking nerd lol
Person B: ya huh
Hotties + Pike
Today 09:52 PM
JJ
Person B: look how good our boi looks dawg😭
Rose
Person B: JJ BLESS U
JJ
Person B: a bit jealous he looks better in my clothes damn
Rose
Person B: is u drunk alr?
Person A: only on ginger ale 😝
Hayd
Person B: hey no fair!!! You're going out without me 😭
Person B: but @shane holy shit dude!!!
JJ
Hayd
Person B: man fuck off
Person A: thanks hayd
Person A: but stop texting us dude aren't u on a date?
Hayd
Person B: oh shi
JJ
Person B: idiot 😆
Rose
Person B: I demand live updates
JJ
Person B: forth shit of the night 🤘
Rose
Person B: not that kinda updates man 😟
JJ
Person B: shot**
Person B: oh hey Rozanov is herew
Person B: sjane went to say hi
Rose
Person B: sure he did
JJ
Person B: fif shpt 🤪
Rose
Person B: its ok dude I release u of your duties go get fucked up
JJ
Person B: hav a good weekedn riose :))))
Rose 🌹
Person B: first day of filming wish me luck 🫣
Person A: You're gonna be great Rose!!!
Today 11:32 PM
Person A: Im about to do something stupid
Person A: need you to talk me out of it
Person B: whats going on babe???
Person A: I invited a boy over to my place
Person A: its stupid right? I shouldn't be risking it like this
Person A: after last time
incoming call 📞
Call transcript
S: Hey
R: Babe, you're freaking out
S: Am not.
R: Yes you are. And it's okay.
S: Fuck. Rose, tell me what to do?
R: I can't Shane. But you can tell me what happened?
S: Okay um,
So JJ and I went to the party. And Rozanov was there, so I went and kinda spoke to him and... We kinda started dancing together— like really closely
R: Wow, he got you to dance?
S: shut up *huffing* And then he like— followed me into the bathroom?
R: He followed you into the bathroom?
S: I wanted him to! I was giving him signals kinda? Like I wanted him to come find me?
R: Well? Don't leave me hanging!
S: *laugh* we um— made out a bit and uh. I *muffled mumbling*
R: And you what? I didn't get that.
S: Fuck— I ah. I jerked him off in the bathroom?
R: WHAT? *wheezing laugh* Oh my GOD Shaney!
S: I know!
R: And then what? You invited him to your place?
S: I mean more or less, yeah.
R: Ugh I really wish I was there right now.
S: Me too. Wait. Oh shit what time is it for you? Are you busy?
R: Nope just got back to my room babe, you're good
S: What am I gonna do Rose?
R: Do you like him?
S: What? No— its just a hook up... thing
R: I mean, do you want to sleep with him still? Just because you invited him over doesn't mean you have to. You could just text him and cancel.
S: I could...
R: But if you wanted to, this could just be fun, right? Do you think he can keep a secret?
S: Yeah probably. I mean its too late to think about that, in case you didn't hear? I jerked him off in the bathroom
R: I know, you slut *laughs* So? Are you gonna do it?
S: Fuck, I think I am.
R: Fuck yes! That's my boy!
S: *laughing* I'll call you tomorrow, Rosie
R: You better! I want all the details. Like ALL of it!
Hollander 🏒⛸️
Person B: Good morning! Is this Ilya Rozanov?
Person A: who is this?
Person B: Hi! I 'm Shane Hollander. You are assigned as my student tutor? I got your number from the chat admin.
Person B: I wanted to set up a schedule for the tutoring sessions. I have practice 3 days a week so I'm mostly only available on Tuesdays and Thursdays. I'll let you know once we have the game schedule so we can plan around it. Would this work for you?
Person A: ok
Person B: Great! If its okay with you, can we meet at the main library next Tuesday 3pm?
Person A: 👍🏻
Today 11:46 PM
Person B: 5467 Av Peel, level 3 unit 3D
Person A: im here