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How she had gotten herself into this situation, Maleficent wasn't sure.
But here she was anyway, sitting in their little circle on the floor of Uliana's dorm and waiting for someone to spin the bottle that sat between them.
Gods this is stupid.
They all stare expectantly when the bottle lands on Hades, like they're waiting for her to unleash hell’s fury upon poor blushing Bridget.
She doesn't.
She watches with something like interest as the Princess of Hearts tiptoes across the circle and sits herself in front of Hades. She looks so bright compared to everything else in the room, so out of place. She doesn't feel out of place though and the realization makes Maleficent's stomach a bit queasy. Bridget leans forward and pressed a quick peck to Hades's lips, then tiptoes her way back to her spot with a new urgency.
Hades glanced at her like he's trying to gauge her response and Maleficent can't help but notice the bit of lipgloss smeared across his mouth. It makes her stomach do that weird flip again and she doesn't like it one bit.
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Hook stares at Maleficent and Maleficent stares back and it's a stalemate for now, waiting to see who breaks first, who leans in, who succumbs to the temptation of the other's lips.
In the end it's him.
And maybe she tugs at his hair a little too harshly and maybe he lets her do it, and maybe there's a little too much tension for it to all be a game.
But he doesn't want to think about that right now.
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Bridget's heart is beating so fast that she's almost sure everyone else can hear it.
Maleficent raised an eyebrow at her, as if to say go ahead.
Bridget feels weird and fuzzy and she knows she's probably blushing up a storm. Both of them. She had kissed Hades and now she was supposed to kiss Maleficent too? What kind of twisted fate was that?
Hers apparently.
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Uliana’s lips are on his and Morgie isn't quite sure what to do. She tastes like sea salt and something Morgie can't name, or doesn't care to. Her hand’s resting on the back of his neck, keeping him close and her tongue is almost past his lips and-
Maleficent gagged. “Get a room.”
Uliana looks a little embarrassed when she pulls back and it makes their heart stutter all over again and they hate it because they have Hook and they have Bridget and they definitely shouldn't feel this way about their best friend.
It's all so fucking confusing.
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Hook and Bridget both glance at each other when Maleficent and Hades inevitably kiss. Their kiss lasts a lot longer than the rest, not that it shocks anyone. They are dating after all.
Uliana can't help but notice that Bridget is biting her lip the whole time, tearing her gaze away. It always roams back eventually, like she can't help it.
Can Uliana blame her, really?
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When Hades and Hook have to kiss they both laugh like it's the funniest thing ever to happen before finally leaning in.
The kiss lasts a little longer than was strictly necessary and it only ends when Hades twists his hand into Hook’s hair and pulls his head back.
Hook smirks, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand, makes some smartass remark about how he had to make sure Hades and Maleficent got the same kissing treatment. Maleficent throws a pillow at him.
It doesn't wipe the smirk off his face, the cocky bastard.
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Eventually it gets boring. There's only six of them and by the time they split off and head to bed everyone's kissed at least twice.