Baby Why Won't You

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• An Offer of Villainy by lalalopsy

  Fandoms: Descendants (Disney Movies)  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • No category
  • Complete Work

  30 Aug 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Queen of Hearts (Alice in Wonderland) & Uliana (Disney)
  • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
  • Prince Charming/Cinderella (Disney)
  • Queen of Hearts (Alice in Wonderland)
  • Bridget of Hearts - Character
  • Uliana (Disney)
  • Lonely Bridget
  • Not Canon Compliant with Movie: Descendants: The Rise Of Red (2024)
  • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
  • Uliana invites Bridget into the gang
  • evil bridget
  • this is lwk inspired by another fic I saw
  • also it's gonna turn poly later

  Summary

  Uliana approaches Bridget

  Series

  • Part 1 of Baby Why Won't You

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  395

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  6

  Hits:

  72

• Forgetfulness of the Melancholy Sort by lalalopsy

  Fandoms: Descendants (Disney Movies)  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  30 Aug 2026

  Tags

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  • James Hook/Morgie (Disney)
  • James Hook & Morgie (Disney)
  • James Hook
  • Morgie (Disney)
  • Light Angst
  • Mild Hurt/Comfort
  • Hook doesn't remember his name and that makes him kinda sad
  • Morgie has a crush
  • Merlin Academy (Disney)
  • Minor James Hook/Morgie (Disney)
  • Developing Feelings
  • Gay

  Summary

  "Hook used to have another name, but he couldn't remember it now." (Welcome to Merlin Academy, page 2)

  Series

  • Part 2 of Baby Why Won't You

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  297

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  6

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  75

• Rise and Fall by lalalopsy

  Fandoms: Descendants (Disney Movies)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M, M/M
  • Complete Work

  30 Aug 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • James Hook/Morgie (Disney)
  • Hades (Disney: Hercules)/Maleficent (Disney)
  • James Hook/Queen of Hearts (Alice in Wonderland)
  • Mentioned Prince Charming/Cinderella
  • Maleficent/Hook (lwk)
  • Morgie/Uliana (Disney)
  • Hades (Disney: Hercules) & James Hook & Maleficent & Morgie & Uliana (Disney)
  • Uliana (Disney)
  • Morgie (Disney)
  • Maleficent (Disney)
  • Hades (Disney: Hercules)
  • Hook
  • Bridget of Hearts - Character
  • mentioned Cinderella
  • Light Angst
  • Not Actually Unrequited Love
  • Crushes
  • Developing Friendships
  • Developing Feelings
  • Morgie Needs a Hug (Disney)
  • James Hook & Maleficent (Disney) Friendship
  • Pre-Relationship
  • Stealing as a way of flirting
  • Not Canon Compliant with Movie: Descendants: The Rise Of Red (2024)
  • Jealousy
  • Pre-Poly
  • Queen of Hearts (Alice in Wonderland) is Called Bridget
  • Bridget is in Uliana's gang
  • the villains are actually chill when they aren't being terrifying
  • Very slight Uliana/Morgie
  • as in she calls him pretty boy and he blushes

  Summary

  Vibes bro, vibes

  Series

  • Part 3 of Baby Why Won't You

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  692

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  6

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  84

• Pretty "Boy" by lalalopsy

  Fandoms: Descendants (Disney Movies)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • No category
  • Complete Work

  30 Aug 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Morgie & Uliana (Disney)
  • Morgie (Disney)
  • Uliana (Disney)
  • Other(s)
  • Morgie-centric (Disney)
  • Gender Identity
  • Morgie having a gender crisis bc I'm projecting
  • soft Uliana
  • Comfort
  • Friendship
  • Angst and Feels
  • Sharing a Bed
  • Gender Confusion
  • Drabble
  • Late Night Conversations

  Summary

  Morgie 💜

  Series

  • Part 4 of Baby Why Won't You

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  401

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  4

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  35

• Jealousy is a Poison, He Knew by lalalopsy

  Fandoms: Descendants (Disney Movies)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M, M/M
  • Complete Work

  30 Aug 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Queen of Hearts (Alice in Wonderland)/Morgie (Disney)
  • James Hook/Morgie (Disney)
  • James Hook/Queen of Hearts (Alice in Wonderland)
  • Morgie (Disney)
  • Bridget of Hearts - Character
  • Queen of Hearts (Alice in Wonderland)
  • Jealousy
  • Crushes
  • First Kiss
  • Morgie-centric (Disney)
  • Queen of Hearts (Alice in Wonderland) is Called Bridget
  • Not Actually Unrequited Love
  • Bridget panicked
  • Morgie is confused
  • bless them
  • Pre-Poly

  Summary

  They kiss 💗

  Series

  • Part 5 of Baby Why Won't You

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  435

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  7

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  98

• Feelings? Bleh. by lalalopsy

  Fandoms: Descendants (Disney Movies)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M, M/M
  • Complete Work

  30 Aug 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Hades (Disney: Hercules)/James Hook/Maleficent (Disney)
  • Hades (Disney: Hercules)/Maleficent (Disney)
  • Hades (Disney: Hercules)
  • Maleficent (Disney)
  • Hook
  • Pre-Poly
  • Feelings Realization
  • Talking About Feelings
  • Underage Drinking
  • James Hook & Maleficent (Disney) Friendship
  • Hook is pretty
  • Maleficent likes playing with his hair
  • Hades knows and Hades is chill

  Summary

  How does someone who hates feeling so much end up catching them for two different people?

  Series

  • Part 6 of Baby Why Won't You

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  388

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  1

  Kudos:

  3

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  65

• Cuddling? by lalalopsy

  Fandoms: Descendants (Disney Movies)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  30 Aug 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Morgie/Uliana (Disney)
  • Morgie (Disney)
  • Uliana (Disney)
  • Minor James Hook/Morgie (Disney)
  • Uliana has feelings
  • Morgie uses he/she/they because I fucking said so
  • Biting
  • Crushes
  • Romance
  • Developing Feelings
  • Literal Sleeping Together
  • Platonic Cuddling
  • "platonic" lmao
  • Banter
  • Teasing
  • Friends to Lovers
  • Morgie is unlabeled btw
  • he just likes pretty people
  • Uliana is possibly demisexual
  • idk yet

  Summary

  Morgie has feelings
  Uliana has feelings

  Series

  • Part 7 of Baby Why Won't You

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  348

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  5

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  39

• Cotton Candy Colored by lalalopsy

  Fandoms: Descendants (Disney Movies)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F, F/M
  • Complete Work

  31 Aug 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Hades (Disney: Hercules)/Maleficent (Disney)
  • Bridget of Hearts/Hades
  • Maleficent/Bridget of Hearts
  • Maleficent (Disney)
  • Hades (Disney: Hercules)
  • Queen of Hearts (Alice in Wonderland)
  • Bridget of Hearts - Character
  • Light Angst
  • Banter
  • Developing Friendships
  • Male-Female Friendship
  • Cupcakes
  • Eyeliner
  • Nail Polish
  • Mild Hurt/Comfort
  • Confusion
  • Denial of Feelings
  • Not wanting to kill someone is a strange thing
  • Queen of Hearts (Alice in Wonderland) is Called Bridget
  • Fae Maleficent (Disney)

  Summary

  Hades and Bridget become friends and Maleficent is confused

  Series

  • Part 8 of Baby Why Won't You

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  752

  Chapters:

  3/3

  Kudos:

  7

  Hits:

  130

• Tidbits by lalalopsy

  Fandoms: Descendants (Disney Movies)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi
  • Work in Progress

  30 Aug 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Uliana/Morgie/Bridget/Hook/Hades/Maleficent
  • Bridget of Hearts - Character
  • Hook
  • Morgie (Disney)
  • Uliana (Disney
  • Maleficent
  • Hades
  • Queen of Hearts (Alice in Wonderland) is Called Bridget
  • Sexuality
  • Headcanon
  • Playlist
  • Pre-Poly

  Summary

  Just random little things for the series

  Series

  • Part 9 of Baby Why Won't You

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  193

  Chapters:

  3/?

  Kudos:

  4

  Hits:

  63

• C'mon, Don't Just Lie There by lalalopsy

  Fandoms: Descendants (Disney Movies)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M, M/M
  • Complete Work

  30 Aug 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Morgie/Hook/Bridget of Hearts
  • James Hook/Morgie/Queen of Hearts (Alice in Wonderland)
  • Queen of Hearts (Alice in Wonderland)
  • Morgie (Disney)
  • Bridget of Hearts - Character
  • Hook (Descendants)
  • Getting Together
  • Polyamory Negotiations
  • Gentle Kissing
  • Literal Sleeping Together
  • Sleepy Cuddles
  • Angst and Hurt/Comfort
  • Queen of Hearts (Alice in Wonderland) is Called Bridget
  • Hook doesn't remember his name and he is sad
  • also he calls Morgie a pretty thing and Morgie loves it
  • Polyamory
  • Making Out
  • (just a little tho)
  • It hurts me to tag Hook as James when he doesn't remember his name

  Summary

  Hook, Bridget, and Morgie figure some shit out

  Series

  • Part 10 of Baby Why Won't You

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  988

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  3

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  38

• Sisters, am I right? by lalalopsy

  Fandoms: Descendants (Disney Movies)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F
  • Complete Work

  30 Aug 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Queen of Hearts (Alice in Wonderland)/Uliana (Disney)
  • Queen of Hearts (Alice in Wonderland) & Uliana (Disney)
  • Bridget/Uliana
  • Uliana (Disney)
  • Bridget of Hearts - Character
  • Bridget's sister (Evelyn of Hearts)
  • Ursula
  • (both sisters are only mentioned)
  • Short
  • Stress Baking
  • Sibling Rivalry
  • But Worse
  • Uliana and Bridget both have sister issues
  • very subtle romance
  • like Uliana says she likes seeing Bridget smile

  Series

  • Part 11 of Baby Why Won't You

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  184

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Hits:

  55

• Spin the Bottle by lalalopsy

  Fandoms: Descendants (Disney Movies)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F, F/M, M/M
  • Complete Work

  01 Sep 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Hades (Disney: Hercules)/Maleficent (Disney)
  • Hades/Hook
  • Bridget/Maleficent
  • Established Hook/Morgie/Bridget
  • Uliana/Morgie
  • Uliana/Morgie/Hades/Maleficent/Hook/Bridget
  • Queen of Hearts (Alice in Wonderland)
  • Morgie (Disney)
  • Uliana (Disney)
  • Hades (Disney: Hercules)
  • Maleficent (Disney)
  • Bridget of Hearts - Character
  • Hook (Descendants)
  • Queen of Hearts (Alice in Wonderland) is Called Bridget
  • Spin the Bottle
  • Kissing
  • So much kissing
  • Pre-Poly
  • Crushes
  • Hook likes having his hair pulled bc he's weird
  • did i mention kissing?
  • Maleficent is having weird feelings
  • don't be fooled everyone is actually really flustered
  • Developing Romance
  • Everyone is Gay

  Summary

  There is no plot, just kisses

  Series

  • Part 12 of Baby Why Won't You

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  617

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  2

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  71

• Queen of Mean by lalalopsy

  Fandoms: Descendants (Disney Movies)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M, Other
  • Complete Work

  31 Aug 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Bridget/Hook/Morgie
  • Cinderella (Disney) & Queen of Hearts (Alice in Wonderland)
  • Bridget & Ella
  • Uliana & Bridget & Hook & Morgie & Maleficent & Hades
  • Prince Charming/Cinderella
  • Queen of Hearts (Alice in Wonderland)
  • Uliana (Disney)
  • Maleficent (Disney)
  • Hades (Disney: Hercules)
  • Morgie (Disney)
  • Cinderella (Disney)
  • Bridget of Hearts - Character
  • Hook (Descendants)
  • Revenge
  • Song: Queen of Mean (Disney)
  • Bridget isn't nice
  • friendship breakup
  • Moving On
  • Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
  • Fire
  • Underage Drinking
  • Villainous Acts
  • they're devious

  Summary

  Bridget is evil okay

  Series

  • Part 13 of Baby Why Won't You

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  728

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  4

  Hits:

  68

• B Is For... by lalalopsy

  Fandoms: Descendants (Disney Movies)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M, Other
  • Complete Work

  01 Sep 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Hades (Disney: Hercules)/Maleficent (Disney)
  • Hook/Bridget/Morgie
  • Bridget & Uliana
  • Bridget & Hades & Maleficent
  • Queen of Hearts (Alice in Wonderland)
  • Maleficent (Disney)
  • Morgie (Disney)
  • Uliana (Disney)
  • Bridget of Hearts - Character
  • Hades (Disney: Hercules)
  • Hook (Descendants)
  • Nicknames
  • Drabble
  • Random & Short
  • Queen of Hearts (Alice in Wonderland) is Called Bridget

  Summary

  This is so random idk

  Series

  • Part 14 of Baby Why Won't You

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  241

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  1

  Hits:

  63