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party ppl 🕺
Saturday Oct. 22, 10:05am
max 🍎
guys
mike 💙
???
lucas
What's up babe
hiii max
dustin
Is this a code red?
jane 👯♀️
I hope not. I am in the middle of something.
it's true. she's baking
lucas
Oh thank god I need more of those cookies
jane 👯♀️
They are not cookies. They are Special Brownies !
dustin
How special we talkin? 👀
lucas
emphasized "How special we talkin? 👀"
mike 💙
Keep that special stuff away from me you know I'll start seeing the hat man
mike 💀
max 🍎
actually this is about the hat man
jane 👯♀️
What
what
who
lucas
mike 💙
Is that
oh no
what'd he do now
max 🍎
[replying to lucas] yup
you guys won't believe this
he made a twitter acc
lucas
Ain't no way 💀
dustin
Fascinating development
who even bought him a phone???
he's like. a bajillion years old
dustin
Eldritch entities deserve a little Stan Twitter
As a treat
jane 👯♀️
emphasized "As a treat"
lucas
PLEASE is he actually on Stantwt???
max
uh
well
here just look at this
LMFAO
HELLO???
dustin
lucas
Is that me??
jane 👯♀️
Wait king
He is valid for this.
mike 💙
Martin Brenner Shady Facts
What does that even MEAN?
lucas
Dustin seriously where is that picture from
oh my god
i'm going to text him
who has his number
jane 👯♀️
I will find it for you.
mike 💙
How will you do that jane
dustin
Spooky void powers Michael
wait one sec
ok i'm with jane
she says she found him
he's at home
mike 💙
Doing what
hold on
dustin
Hopefully not inviting random kids to his house again
max 🍎
mike 💙
Genuinely die Max
max 🍎
already did 💯
lucas
Oh my god bruh are these AI images
okay
so
jane says, and i quote
"he is doomscrolling"
max 🍎
he just like me
mike 💙
The concept of doom himself… doomscrolling
dustin
Did you get his number?
yeah
i wrote it down
brb
lucas
Seriously guys where is that picture from???
Messages
+1 (317) 555-7508
Saturday Oct. 22 11:14am
hey henry! it's will!
+1 (317) 555-7508
Hello William.
I have a phone now.
yes, very cool
how'd you get it?
+1 (317) 555-7508
The kids
what
+1 (317) 555-7508
They helped me set it up. The iCloud.
And " Subway Surfers "
oh! okay!
did you get any other apps? :-)
+1 (317) 555-7508
Yes. One other.
X.com
twitter!
what are you doing on there?
+1 (317) 555-7508
oh!
+1 (317) 555-7508
The sins of Hawkins National Lab must be exposed.
Holly and Derek Turnbow told me that I could post shady facts about them.
that is certainly something you could do, yes
are you sure that's a good idea?
+1 (317) 555-7508
Do not question me, William.
The people of X.com are weak. Easily influenced.
This is the way.
okay! well, just be careful?
the internet is a scary place henry
+1 (317) 555-7508
They have never seen my power.
alright then
btw what does princess la mean?
+1 (317) 555-7508
It is my alter ego.
Erica told me that it would be my drag name.
oh!
you know what drag is? 😭
+1 (317) 555-7508
Yes.
The show with the bald diva.
It is enjoyable.
omg okay
you have good taste henry
maybe don't call rupaul a bald diva tho
+1 (317) 555-7508
I do what I want.
Goodbye, William.
ttyl henry
Messages
mike 💙
Saturday Oct. 22 12:05pm
mike 💙
Hey
Everything okay with the evil wizard dude?
yeah omg
i'm crying 😂
mike 💙
What is he up to?
he's trying to cancel hawkins lab on twitter
and apparently he watches drag race
mike 💙
Oh the show with the bald dude
you'd never know your best friend was a gay man
mike 💙
Yeah well
You'd never know your best friend was a gay man
what
mike 💙
What
Anyways
What do we do about Henry
not sure
i mean, he isn't doing anything wrong
maybe we should just keep an eye on him
mike 💙
I can look at his account
I have Twitter
for what??
mike 💙
Just fandom stuff
oh cool
what fandom?? dnd?
mike 💙
Uh sure
Let's go with that
ok
well
lmk if you see anything weird
mike 💙
Okay
Want to stay over at mine tonight?
sure :D
mike 💙
YIPPEE!
You loved "YIPPEE!"
Messages
party ppl 🕺
Saturday Oct. 22 12:55pm
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lucas
So let me get this straight
Vecna is running a shady facts account about Hawkins Lab
As his drag persona?
max 🍎
this is crazier than shipping yourself with the actor that plays chance
lucas
[replying to max 🍎] Who is that??
max 🍎
dont worry about it
dustin
I can't listen rn
Not even context can save this
jane 👯♀️
I think it is good that Henry is trying to take down the lab.
We have suffered enough.
lucas
Agreed but
Couldn't he just file a report or something
max 🍎
under THIS administration??
lucas
True ig
mike 💙
Uhhh he's posting
oh no 💀
is it bad
mike 💙
I'm just confused
Look
he has fans
holy parasocial
how did he get so popular so fast
mike 💙
Funny you should ask
max 🍎
LMFAO
lucas
There's no fucking wayyyy
dustin
Brother made it onto Hawkins Crave
mike 💙
Brenner knows now
Look
max 🍎
laughed at an attachment
jane 👯♀️
laughed at an attachment
lucas
Brenner ratio'd into oblivion
Love to see it
jane 👯♀️
When Will and I defeated the Mind Flayer and Henry returned to us
I told him that he had to pay us back for all of our suffering
This is his way of doing that
Even if it is through Stan Twitter
He is trying his best.
max 🍎
emphasized "He is trying his best."
dustin
And we're sure he doesn't have ulterior motives?
i think i'd feel it if he did tbh
hivemind and all that
jane 👯♀️
I would smush his head like a pea
mike 💙
Jane!!!
jane 👯♀️
What? He is on thin ice.
max 🍎
fr
so like
what do we do about this
tbh let's just let him post
it's kind of entertaining
dustin
Agreed. What an interesting critter.
max 🍎
i still can't believe he watches drag race
he also has subway surfers.
Messages
holly wheeler
Saturday Oct. 22 7:00pm
holly wheeler
Hey will? R u in the basement?
yeah mike and i are just watching a movie!
what's up?
holly wheeler
Nothing it can wait
no it's fine, you need something?
holly wheeler
No bro i'm not interrupting movie time
The Big M won't like that
what 😭
holly wheeler
U know how he gets
WiLl AnD i ArE hAnGiNg OuT
LeEeEeAvE
ur not wrong 💀
but seriously
what's going on
holly wheeler
It's about henry
He's really mad rn
about what???
holly wheeler
Derek put a time limit on X
Henry can't disable it
He says something bad will happen if he can't tweet
oh my god bruh
ok one sec
holly wheeler
Here is what he texted me
there's genuinely no way he knows what that means
ok ill take care of it
holly wheeler
Thank U
I hope I did not anger The Big M
Messages
mike 💙
Saturday October 22 7:30pm
hey we have a problem
mike 💙
Will what's wrong
I went to the kitchen to get you Reese's
What's wrong
Are you okay??
Are you cold?
lol yes mike im fine
it's about henry
mike 💙
He isn't tweeting as much now that it's nighttime
yeah bc derek and holly decided his bedtime
mike 💙
Bro he is going to be pissed
I am coming back downstairs
Are you sure you aren't cold???
I can get a blanket
We can stay warm together
Like the soldiers do in the army
mike that sounds like a line out of a fanfic
mike 💙
Are you calling me a cornball
yeah maybe
MY cornball
mike 💙
Haha
Ok
I'm coming back down now
Need anything else?
Will???
Voicemail
Henry Creel
mobile
Saturday, October 22 at 7:33 PM
Transcription
"William I am angered by these foolish children and their schemes I need you to call me at once to restore access to X I have been canceled and there is something called a Princess La endings party…"
Henry Creel
mobile
Saturday, October 22 at 7:34 PM
Transcription
"William Derek has informed me the screentime password is brainrot related is it six seven or tung tung tung…"
Henry Creel
mobile
Saturday, October 22 at 7:36 PM
Transcription
"William I am running out of patience I need my account I need to tweet right now…"
Messages
D.D.
Saturday October 22nd 7:38pm
hey derek! it's will :)
i was wondering if you could give me henry's password
for screentime
D.D.
Not a chance
This is my revenge
listen i know we all had a few rough years
and you may feel distrustful of him
but he's rlly trying
D.D.
I don't care about that
He stole my Fortnite kills last night
Holy chud
derek 💀
so you gave him a bedtime??
D.D.
Yeah
Unless he stops stealing my kills
Or buys me V-Bucks
He is banned after 7pm
ok well
ill talk to him
D.D.
Fine
Make sure he knows
I need enough V-Bucks to buy the Kim Kardashian skin
Messages
Henry Creel
Saturday October 22 7:45pm
henry
why are you stealing fortnite kills from derek
Henry Creel
That child is terrible at Fortnite.
In order to win, William, you must make sacrifices.
ok yeah but he's a kid
just let him win
what do u care more about:
fornite win
stan twitter
Henry Creel
Impossible question.
I can have both. I can have everything
Sent with Slam Effect
right yeah but
you need your twitter back
mike says it's bad
Henry Creel
What does Michael know about my Twitter
Wait.
Is that the FoahTruther account that followed me today?
wtf is foah
Henry Creel
I do not know.
Anyways
What must I do to regain access to my Twitter
you have to wait until midnight for the time limit to reset
and then…
derek wants v-bucks
Henry Creel
I do not have money.
I spent decades as a horrifying shell of my former self
Holly called me broke
you're not broke
just waiting for the right job to come along
Henry Creel
Can you purchase the V-bucks.
In exchange I will give you access to my Reaction Image Library
cool yeah texting steve now
Messages
steve ⚾
Saturday October 22 7:52pm
hey does family video sell v-bucks
like the gift cards
steve ⚾
Yo
Yeah we do
We open at 11 tomorrow
U on Fort???
no but henry is
steve ⚾
Like
Vecna?
we try not to use that name anymore
but yeah
steve ⚾
Ranked or unranked
steve i have no idea
ill see you tomorrow
Inbox
Dr. Sam Owens
Checking In
Hi Will,
Just checking in on you and your Hawkins pals. Tonight, the Department of Defense registered an uptick in online mentions of Hawkins National Lab. It seems our classified information has been made public by an account called Martin Brenner Shady Facts (@princesslala001). While I wholeheartedly agree that Dr. Brenner should pay for his actions, this is a breach of the NDA you all signed. It could impact your monthly stipend and/or lead to a lawsuit which I'd really like to avoid.
Let me know how everything is going in your neck of the woods! Say hi to that little friend of yours, too—Ike, was it? Oh and tell Jane I'd love to visit her and good ol' Hopper soon!
Best,
Sam Owens, PhD
Intelligence Officer
United States Department of Energy
Messages
party ppl 🕺
Saturday October 22 9:47pm
guys we are so fucked
dustin
Wait why
lucas
What did Mike do this time
mike 💙
NOTHING WTF
max 🍎
ohhh yeah he did something
mike 💙
NO I DIDNT
jane 👯♀️
He did not do anything. I can hear him
lucas
What
mike 💙
What
max 🍎
wym you can hear him
wait
is mike at the byhop manor
jane 👯♀️
Manor is a generous term
Yes. He is in Will's room.
Docile for now
max 🍎
Laughed at "Docile for now"
dustin
We'll unpack the homoerotic subtext later
Will what's going on
i just checked my phone
owens emailed
DoE is not happy abt henry's twt
lucas
Oh shit
Not Samuel 💀
Are we cooked
no but henry can't get back into his acc until midnight
and the time limit is on there until derek gets his v-bucks
max 🍎
mike 💙
It'll be fine. Surely nothing bad will happen before midnight.
Let's just all go back to sleep for now
jane 👯♀️
Whatever you were doing was NOT sleeping, Mike.
ok yep bedtime everyone
max 🍎
remind me why i should let you live michael
dustin
Oh god GROSS
mike 💙
We were reading comics!
lucas
Me when "reading comics" is actually spelled the same as "diddling my best friend"
mike 💙
Holy fuck I hate all of you
Messages
mike 💙
Saturday October 22 10:03pm
mike 💙
Hey Will?
yeah mike?
mike 💙
You're okay right?
yes mike
Ok
Good
Best friends practice kissing and stuff all the time
Totally normal
mike
you could have just told me that after you're done in the bathroom
mike 💙
Oh yeah
Well I needed to text you anyways
why
mike 💙
Do you have more toilet paper
Messages
max 🍎
Saturday October 22 10:49pm
max 🍎
remember
how we said
that nothing bad would happen before midnight
yeah
uh oh
max 🍎
so
there's genuinely no way
like
holy fuck
does jane know??
max 🍎
uhhhh
i thought u knew what she was doing
no??
i've been busy sorry
max 🍎
oh my god is mike trying that practice kissing shit again
next thing you know he's going to be dirty-talking in your ear
"as friends"
max please 😭
we're just reading comics
max 🍎
for once in our lives mike is the LEAST of my worries rn
so back to jane
omfg
i didn't even know she had twitter
max 🍎
she created the account today
seems like everyone is piling on
max
who is "everyone"
max 🍎
funny you should ask
BUT OWENS JUST SAID
hold on
Inbox
Dr. Sam Owens
RE: Checking In
Will,
I've just read Princess La's cancellation thread. I take back what I told you earlier. This is something I can get behind. Let me know if there is anything else I can do to help.
Fuck Hawkins National Lab!!!
Sam Owens, PhD
Intelligence Officer
United States Department of Energy
Messages
Henry Creel
Saturday October 22 11:00pm
Henry Creel
🕰️ 🕰️ 🕰️
𝕴𝖙 𝖎𝖘 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊.
no you still have an hour
Fuck
Whatever
Sunday October 23 12:00am
Now can I say it
yup
🕰️ 🕰️ 🕰️
I̵͈̪̼̗͚͇̰͎̗͓̦̹̬̎̂̍͋̀̌̍̓́̌͒̋̈́́t̶̗̀̇̓̀̇̓́̓̿̕ ̸̹̫͚̪̯̖̻̙͖̼̝͇͋̀͒̉̈̓̄̌̒̽́̽͝͝i̴̢̧̡̝̟̮̗̯̠̹̲̍͊͐͑́́̈́͐̏̊̂̎̕ͅş̵͕͉̥͓̹͚̣̞͙̬̘̱͎͒̀̆̎̾͌̒̓̂͗̏̂̚͜͠ ̵̫̲̠͎̪̰̹̹̜̭͈̫̙͎͑̈́͋̆́͌̏̔̃̈́̚͠͝t̷̨͚̠̮͔̥̽i̴̧̡̟̦̩̳̪̳̞̹̞̩͆͗̋̀̾͆͜ͅm̴̻̝̯̥͖̞̣͕̼̜̗̬͐̽͛̇͌͑͑̓̚̚͜ĕ̸̳̝͎̣̼͕̱̗̇̈́͐͛̾͛́͊͊̚̕͘͠.̶̨̧̥̔͐̍
Join me, William
henry go to sleep
Please
I need you to like my tweet
bro
Messages
party ppl 🕺
Sunday October 23 12:07am
can you guys please go like henry's tweet
max 🍎
which one he's made like 500
lucas
No shit
Holy coke rant
the one about taking down brenner
"once and for all" or whatever
mike 💙
Uhhhh
dustin
I made some bots to go like his tweet
mike 💙
I need to bleach my eyes
mike what's wrong
what did you see
lucas
Can you two stop pretending like you aren't literally like this rn in Will's bed
max 🍎
[replying to lucas] HAHAHAHAHAHA
mike 💙
No guys Im gonna die
Holy shit
Holy shit
max 🍎
what's wrong
oh
ohhhh.
oh my god he just showed me
i gotta die
matter of fact you all do too
dustin
Can someone share with the class
lucas
[replying to max 🍎]
max 🍎
yeah we gotta keep this one vague i fear
jane 👯♀️
I will be killing Dr. Martin Brenner.
For like the third time because this author brought him back as a plot device.
dustin
What
jane 👯♀️
What
ok umm let me text henry
this is so bad
Messages
Henry Creel
Sunday October 23 12:16am
you still up?
Henry Creel
William my boudoir photoshoot
hey so i really didn't need to know that
Henry Creel
How did he leak those images
Help
That was for the bald diva's show
you're auditioning for drag race?
Henry Creel
Yes
But now that dream is ruined
Thanks to toxic Brenner akgaes
This world is a mistake
You see, humans are a unique type of pest, multiplying and poisoning our world, all while enforcing a structure of their own. A deeply unnatural structure. Where others saw order, I saw a straitjacket. A cruel, oppressive world dictated by made-up rules.
henry please no
Henry Creel
Seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, months, years, decades. Each life a faded, lesser copy of the one before. Wake up, eat, work, sleep, reproduce, and die. Everyone is just waiting. Waiting for it all to be over. All while performing in a silly, terrible play, day after day. I could not do that.
henry seriously i don't want to hear all that again
takes me back to 2022 tiktok edits
Henry Creel
Sorry
I have it saved in my Notes app for easy access
right
ok
im reporting the post to get it taken down
Messages
party ppl 🕺
Sunday October 23 12:24am
i don't even want to explain
mike 💙
You don't have to
Look
max 🍎
it gets better
mike 💙
It's even catching on in my fandom
dustin
Which is what exactly
mike 💙
Just some actors
Dw about it
jane 👯♀️
Oh, are you the FoahTruther, Mike?
That account keeps reposting all of my tweets
that foah word again
wtf does it mean
lucas
Mike
The RPF police are on their way 🚨
mike 💙
Fuck off
They totally had a thing I'm just saying
max 🍎
brenner is ratio'd into OBLIVION you guys
the people love princess la
dustin
HOLY SHIT
OBAMA???
woah
mike 💙
This is my first hit tweet
jane 👯♀️
So you ARE FoahTruther
mike 💙
Anyways Obama! That's great
lucas
[replying to mike 💙]
where the FUCK did you get that picture
lucas
Henry's reaction image library
he was supposed to send those to me wtf
jane 👯♀️
Oh my God.
Guys.
im speechless
mike 💙
Hey it's the bald guy!
max 🍎
that's disrespectful as fuck mike
dustin
When we were fighting this guy in high school I never thought he'd turn out to be a drag queen with a promising career AND hit tweets
lucas
Just goes to show people can change
max 🍎
still kinda salty about the whole creepy cave coma thing
although
he had so many MAC lipsticks in that cave
should've seen the signs
an icon in the making
jane 👯♀️
He was always a diva in the lab.
And in his mind palace 🏰.
lucas
WHERE are you getting these images!!
mike 💙
I for one am proud of Henry. He's being true to himself.
On that note it's inspired me to make an announcement.
I am gay!
max 🍎
we know
dustin
We know
jane 👯♀️
We know.
lucas
We know
Shawn Levy
𝓌𝑒 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌...
mike 💙
What?????
i told him it's not normal to "practice kissing"
with your best friend
lucas
Bro has negative game
mike 💙
Yeah well I got to kiss Will and you didn't
lucas
As far as you know
mike 💙
What
ladies ladies
stop fighting
jane 👯♀️
I am glad Mike found someone he likes to kiss.
mike 💙
Thanks Jane ❤️
jane 👯♀️
You are dogshit at it, though.
mike 💙
Wtf
Am not
Will! Tell them
well
dustin
Me personally I don't want to hear about that
jane 👯♀️
You have been hearing it for the past three hours.
wait
dustin is here??
mike 💙
I KNEW SOMEONE USED ALL THE TOILET PAPER
jane 👯♀️
Oh. Yes! We are reading comics.
lucas
Suuuurrrreee
max 🍎
jane does this mean i no longer have a chance
lucas
What
max 🍎
what
jane 👯♀️
𝑒𝓂𝒶𝒾𝓁 𝓂𝑒...
max 🍎
awww look he's so happy!!
lucas
Whoa that's scary
dustin
The eldrich horror loves a frappuccino
jane 👯♀️
Slay!
mike 💙
Crisis averted
He just needed a fun lil drink
Well I am going to sleep now
lucas
Suuuurrrreee
no we rlly are
mike 💙
After tonight's hijinks with Henry
I'm beat
max 🍎
"hijinks" ur a fucking chud
mike 💙
Homophobe
You emphasized "Homophobe"
dustin
Goodnight dear Party
lucas
Night night
jane 👯♀️
Goodnight! 🌙
max 🍎
night losers
mike 💙
Goodnight Will ❤️
max 🍎
disliked "Goodnight Will ❤️"
mike 💙
Night every1 except Maxine
goodnight guys <3 :)
Messages
D.D.
Sunday October 23 8:03am
D.D.
Don't think I forgot about the vbucks William