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1. “My love is alien, I picked him up by chance” by Ch33sey_Marr

   Fandoms: The Smiths (Band), Split Enz (Band), Music RPF  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   02 Sep 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Andy Rourke/Eddie Rayner
   • Mike Joyce/Andy Rourke
   • Andy Rourke
   • Eddie Rayner
   • Tim Finn
   • Neil Finn
   • Noel Crombie
   • The Smiths (mentioned)
   • POV Third Person
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Referenced Pining
   • Eddie Rayner is an alien
   • Andy Rourke is an astronaut
   • Eventual Smut
   • True Colours/Time and Tide era Eddie Rayner
   • Meat is Murder era Andy Rourke
   • Tim and Neil Finn are jerks
   • Noel Crombie is chill
   • First Kiss (together)
   • Alternate Universe - Space
   • Mike Joyce is dead
   • I made this on a whim
   • Implied/Referenced Self-Harm
   • Implied/Referenced Suicide Attempts
   • getting wasted at a space club
   • degrading
   • make no sense
   • Lovey-Dovey
   • Ejaculation
   • Cock Sucking
   • Dusty Springfield got me through this
   • Andy Rourke is just really sad
   • Eddie Rayner is the comforter
   • Fainting
   • Vomiting
   • Substance Abuse
   • Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
   • Sleeping Together
   • Crackship (?)
   • a bunch of lyrical/music references

   Summary

   To cut it short: Andy is an astronaut, Eddie is an alien, what more context do you need?

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