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“Honey?”
“Yeah?”
“What the fuck is this?”
“I don’t know, David. It was delivered with the mail. It has your name on it, so I didn’t open it.”
“Did you see the label?!”
Patrick suppressed a grin. “Yes. Yes I did.”
David huffed as he grabbed the box cutter and sliced through the packing tape. “This better not be what I think it is.”
He pulled out the packing list that contained a special note at the bottom.
“‘Happy Anniversary to our progeny and his designated grape. Your father and I wish you many more years of blissful merriment.’ Ugh. I can’t believe she did this.”
“Come on, David, it was thoughtful of them to send us an anniversary gift.”
“No, Patrick, she sent us a case of what I can only assume is undrinkable Moira Rosé.”
“I thought you two couldn’t find one that you liked and Herb scrapped the whole idea.”
“Dad called and smoothed things over with him, but I have no idea what flavor profile he chose.”
David pulled a bottle from the box and started inspecting the label, then made a gagging noise.
“Absolutely not. Strawberry banana?! That was the worst one, Patrick!”