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1. TWO BAD BITCHES AT THE SAME. DAMN. TIME. by Error_Code_Orphic

   Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   03 Sep 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Bruno Bucciarati/Leone Abbacchio/Original Male Character(s)
   • bruno bucciarati/leone abbacchio
   • Bruno Bucciarati
   • Leone Abbacchio
   • Guido Mista
   • Narancia Ghirga
   • Pannacotta Fugo
   • Original Male Character(s)
   • Polyamory
   • M/M/M
   • Slow Burn
   • Mutual Pining
   • Not Actually Unrequited Love
   • Idiots in Love
   • Obliviousness
   • Sexual Tension
   • Flirting
   • Developing Relationship
   • Established Bruno Bucciarati/Leone Abbacchio
   • Implied Sexual Content
   • Implied/Referenced Masturbation
   • Implied/Referenced Sex
   • POV Original Male Character
   • Original Male Character-centric
   • Humor
   • Gay Panic
   • Crushes
   • Pining
   • Accidental Eavesdropping
   • Miscommunication
   • Friends to Lovers
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • mafia
   • Everyone Is An Adult
   • Bruno Bucciarati Has Nice Hands
   • Leone Abbacchio’s Voice Is a Public Health Hazard
   • Leone Abbacchio’s Lipstick
   • Soren Is Fighting for His Fucking Life
   • Soren Has Two Hands
   • Unfortunately He Wants Both of Them
   • TWO BAD BITCHES AT THE SAME DAMN TIME
   • Mista Is an Enabler
   • Four Months of Suffering
   • Weaponized Forearms
   • Weaponized Vocal Registers
   • Weaponized Proximity
   • Accidental Sandwiching
   • Deliberate Sandwiching
   • Inappropriate Amounts of Eye Contact
   • No One Here Knows How to Flirt Normally
   • Except Apparently Bruno and Leone Think They Do
   • Soren Disagrees
   • There Are Many Walls in Italy
   • He Wants Mornings
   • He Also Wants Other Things
   • horny but make it tender
   • domestic yearning
   • Happy Ending

   Summary

   Soren has a problem.

   Technically, he has two.

   Bruno Bucciarati has nice hands, a nice voice, an unfortunate habit of touching people when he talks, and apparently no understanding of the psychological damage caused by rolling up his sleeves.

   Leone Abbacchio has rings, lipstick, a smoker’s rasp, and the deeply unreasonable ability to make being insulted sound attractive.

   Soren is a trained mafioso. He can keep his face straight. He can do his job. He can hold an entire conversation while half his brain quietly files away material for later. Everything is completely manageable.

   Then he discovers Bruno and Leone are sleeping together. Unfortunately, instead of becoming jealous, Soren’s brain takes this information, considers it carefully, and arrives at the worst possible conclusion:

   Oh.

   He wants both. Possibly (definitely) at the same time.

   Oh he's fucked.

   Series

   • Part 2 of Increasingly Hornier JJBA Fics (Some Contain OC x Canon)
   • Part 1 of Orph's Stupid OC x Canon Self-Indulgent Fic Masterlist

   Language:

   English

   Words:

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   Chapters:

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   Kudos:

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