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1. The Trials and Hardships of a Sarcastic Gay Teenage Emissary by rachelrose

   Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   10 Aug 2013

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski
   • Derek Hale
   • Stiles Stilinski
   • Cora Hale
   • Peter Hale
   • Isaac Lahey
   • Allison Argent
   • Scott McCall
   • Sheriff Stilinski
   • First Time
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Anal Sex
   • Blow Jobs
   • Oral Sex
   • Hand Jobs
   • Fluff
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • sterek
   • Dirty Talk
   • Pack Dynamics
   • Pack Feels
   • Pack Meetings
   • Magic!Stiles
   • Smut
   • Humor
   • Resolved Sexual Tension
   • Slow Build
   • Slow Burn
   • Canon Compliant
   • Slash
   • Anal Fingering
   • Teasing
   • Sex Talk
   • Top Derek Hale
   • Bottom Stiles Stilinski
   • Stilinski Family Feels
   • Awesome Sheriff Stilinski
   • Sheriff Stilinski is a Good Dad
   • POV Third Person
   • Comedy
   • Angst and Humor
   • Scents & Smells
   • Heartbeats
   • Emotional Hurt/Comfort

   Summary

   Okay, maybe Stiles isn't gay. But he's definitely something.

   If one thing's for sure, Stiles is definitely lonely. He's tired of being the only virgin in their group of friends, though surpassing all of them in the way of intellect and maturity (most of the time). Stiles has looked for love everywhere. He's tried online dating, he's tried clubs outside of Beacon Hills, hell, he's looked to the mountains and the rooftops.

   Stiles needs to get Stiles laid. Stiles needs to get Stiles laid very soon, many times. Many times in a row, in many different places. Hell - even with many different people, in many different situations.

   So, when Stiles finds Derek climbing in through his window late one night after a pack meeting, what is he to do?
    
   “Please don't kill me for this...”

   Or the obligatory porn piece where Stiles and Derek eventually fuck.

   Series

   • Part 1 of The Trials and Hardships of a Sarcastic Gay Teenage Emissary

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