The Trials and Hardships of a Sarcastic Gay Teenage Emissary
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The Trials and Hardships of a Sarcastic Gay Teenage Emissary by rachelrose
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
10 Aug 2013
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Okay, maybe Stiles isn't gay. But he's definitely something.
If one thing's for sure, Stiles is definitely lonely. He's tired of being the only virgin in their group of friends, though surpassing all of them in the way of intellect and maturity (most of the time). Stiles has looked for love everywhere. He's tried online dating, he's tried clubs outside of Beacon Hills, hell, he's looked to the mountains and the rooftops.
Stiles needs to get Stiles laid. Stiles needs to get Stiles laid very soon, many times. Many times in a row, in many different places. Hell - even with many different people, in many different situations.
So, when Stiles finds Derek climbing in through his window late one night after a pack meeting, what is he to do?
“Please don't kill me for this...”Or the obligatory porn piece where Stiles and Derek eventually fuck.
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Stiles hops in his Jeep and sighs into the steering wheel as he turns the ignition. Phew. He (mostly) escaped the awkward conversation this morning over breakfast with his father - you know, the obligatory conversation every teenage boy has with their father at some point in their youth: So yeah, I fucked a studly twenty-something last night in my twin-sized bed on top of my Star Wars comforter, and we didn't use any protection. Oh, and did I mention he's a werewolf - one who's been accused of murder more than once? Yup! You guessed it, dad. I fucked Derek Hale.
Or the one where Stiles has to deal with his feelings for Derek and awkward post-sex interactions. Stiles has a falling out with his father, Scott is kind of an asshole, Deaton is a cool dude, Stiles has a mental breakdown, and Derek learns to use his words.
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