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Teen Titans gone wild

Summary:

a very very silly jaysteph chat fic with the teen titans and the titans( they come later on)

Notes:

HIII!!
ive had this idea for like the longest time aka when they confirmed they had a server.
this is all so silly and fun
this will be updated whenever i feel like so ;3
u can find me on tumblr!!! bookhugers

Chapter Text

stephieb to Jasontw

 

stephieb: sooo…

stephieb: the teen titans huh?

stephieb: when were u gonna tell me abt that???

 

jasontw: …

jasontw: dick snitched didnt he

 

stephieb: YOU LEAD A GROUP OF TEENAGERS AND U DIDNT TELL ME!?!?!?

stephieb: jason peter todd wayne count yr fucking days

 

jasontw: didnt think it was important

 

stephieb: r u serious

stephieb: 1 we r friends

stephieb: 2 this is INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT

stephieb: 3 i lead the fucking titans

stephieb: its my brand

stephieb: i think i have the right to know if theres a teen TITANS

 

jasontw: im not gonna stop them

 

stephieb: i dont want u too

stephieb: i support

stephieb: js like…. tell me it

stephieb: we r friends.. i wanna know whats up w u

 

jasontw: oh

jasontw: sorry

jasontw: ill tell u next time

 

stephieb: ty ty

stephieb: so….

 

jasontw: yes??

 

stephieb: how are they

stephieb: whats happening

stephieb: give me good news im desperate

 

jasontw: they are strange

jasontw: dick snitched on them and then gave me a snarky text abt it…

jasontw: now we are here

 

stephieb: oh my god

stephieb: thats amazing

 

jasontw: they have a server

 

stephieb: a server???

stephieb: can i be added

stephieb: pls

stephieb: pls

stephieb: pls

stephieb: pls

 

jasontw: ill ask

 

stephieb: YOULL ASK????

stephieb: I HAVE TO GET THEIR APPROVAL???

stephieb: oh no

 

jasontw: why are you scared?

 

stephieb: teens r so judgeyyyy

stephieb: what if they hate me

stephieb: i was so judgey when i was their age

stephieb: and a new hero

stephieb: scary….

 

jasontw: its fine

jasontw: they will like u

jasontw: probably

 

stephieb: PROBABLY!?!?

 

jasontw: :)

 

stephieb: so who r these teens…

 

jasontw: um mr terrifics kid

jasontw: roys kid

jasontw: a shazam kid

jasontw: then 2 kids idk

 

stephieb: ah.. okay

stephieb: less scary

 

jasontw: see its fineeee

 

stephieb: i hope :((

 

 

red-hood-meetup-crew

 

Red Hood: hello.

 

Proxy: emo ahh

 

fairplay: what do you need?

 

Red Hood: every heard of the titans

 

cheshirecat: yes..? why

 

Wildcard: with nightwing the snitch

Wildcard: yeah no

 

Red hood: ever heard of their leader?

 

fairplay: batgirl? the purple one?

 

Red Hood: yes

 

cheshirecat: what about her

 

Red hood: she wants to help

Red hood: kinda

 

Proxy: kinda!?

 

Red Hood: titans is her ‘brand’

Red Hood: she wants to look good

Red Hood: and help

Red Hood: but also look good

 

fairplay: so she wants in?

 

Red hood: like an extra mentor

 

cheshirecat: you want to add her to the server

 

Shazam: i mean im down

 

Wildcard: shazam.

 

Shazam: i mean…

Shazam: i have to think abt it

 

Red Hood: can we?

 

 

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Proxy: so.. what do we think

 

Wildcard: idk… is she nice?

Wildcard: do any of us know her?

 

Proxy: no

 

Shazam: no

Shazam: i didnt even know there was more than one batgirl

 

fairplay: no

 

cheshirecat: i mean like kinda?

 

fairplay: how?

 

cheshirecat: my dad is friends with hood

cheshirecat: and nightwing

cheshirecat: they know her

 

Proxy: hood seems to trust her

Proxy: i think

 

fairplay: the justice league and batman trust her

fairplay: shes not evil

 

Wildcard: but what are her thoughts on hood or nightwing?

 

red-hood-meetup-crew

 

Wildcard: does she like nightwing?

Wildcard: as a person

 

Red Hood: not at the moment

 

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Wildcard: okay i like her

 

Proxy: vote?

 

fairplay: sure

 

Proxy: say i for yes

Proxy: i

 

 

fairplay: i

 

cheshirecat: i

 

Wildcard: i

 

Shazam: i

 

Proxy: so shes in

 

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Proxy: she can come

 

Red Hood: really?

 

Proxy: yes.

 

stephieb to jasontw

 

jasontw: good news

 

stephieb: IM IN????

 

jasontw: yes

 

stephieb: YAY

stephieb: gotta b cool for these kids

 

jasontw: no u dont

 

red-hood-meetup-crew

 

Batgirl: hello!

Batgirl: im batgirl :) the one who runs the titans... not the one whos kinda scary sometimes

Batgirl: shes not that scary

Batgirl: just like... a lot like B

 

Proxy: B?

 

Batgirl: batman!!

Batgirl: nightwing made the name and b hates it so duh we use it

 

Wildcard: so nightwing..

 

Batgirl: what abt him??

 

Wildcard: thoughts?

 

Batgirl: hes being a dick rn

 

Red Hood: ha

 

Batgirl: …

Batgirl: like hes going through like… a lot

Batgirl: but like so is everyone else..

Batgirl: idk

Batgirl: we r kinda fighting rn

 

fairplay: we can keep her

 

Batgirl: KEEP?

 

cheshirecat: you passed the test

 

Batgirl: RED U DID NOT TELL ME THERE WAS A TEST!?!?!?

 

Red Hood: i didnt know…

 

Shazam: why call him red? why not hood

 

Batgirl: well… this jackass when we first met called me blondie like a 50s douche

Batgirl: so i had to get back

Batgirl: duh

Batgirl: so red

 

Proxy: so like a pet name?

 

Shazam: oh you two are dating?

 

Batgirl: NO!

 

Red Hood: NO!

 

cheshirecat: ohhhhhhhh

 

Red Hood: whats that for….

 

cheshirecat: …things are making sense now

 

Red Hood: dont tell your dad about this

 

cheshirecat: interesting

 

Batgirl: hahahahah

Batgirl: anyways if u need help w team stuff!! lmk!!!

Batgirl: i mean im not a like totalll expert

Batgirl: but yk ive had my years

 

fairplay: arent you a more recent batgirl?

 

Batgirl: haha u think this is my first vigilante identity

Batgirl: u r so cute <3

 

Shazam: youve have more than one/??

 

Batgirl: ive had 3!

 

Wildcard: hello what the hell were u

 

Batgirl: I was spoiler then robin and then i died (AS ROBIN. screw u B) then batgirl then spoiler again bc i got erased bc the flash…. and now im batgirl again!

 

Batgirl: soo

Batgirl: ive been around the ring

 

Proxy: there more than one dead robin?

 

Red Hood: theres 3

 

Batgirl: awwwwww we r missing out little robin :(((

 

Red Hood: hes busy

 

Batgirl: hes so grown up now :(((

 

Red Hood: well the current robin is

 

Batgirl: ew who cares abt him

Batgirl: im talking abt my son the sword robin

 

Shazam: robin is YOUR KID?

 

Batgirl: ???

Batgirl: no???

Batgirl: what???

 

Wildcard: shazam….

 

Proxy: bruh

 

Shazam: sorry guys :/

 

Batgirl: hes like my brother

 

Red Hood: he IS my brother

 

Batgirl: we basically coparent

Batgirl: platonically

Batgirl: ofc

 

cheshirecat: smooth

 

Batgirl: tyty

Batgirl: well this was fun but the titans need a leader

 

Red Hood: whats superman doing this time

 

Batgirl: smt abt his ex….

 

Red Hood: his ex??

 

Batgirl: glossamar

 

Red Hood: oh that guy?

 

Batgirl: but i lwk stand w him…

Batgirl: mini supes is doesnt like ittttt

 

Red Hood: but hes not leader

 

Batgirl yr soooo right red ;)

 

fairplay: no flirting in the server

 

cheshirecat: new rule

 

Proxy: i agree

 

Wildcard: like never???

 

cheshirecat: now who would YOU want to flirt with???

 

Wildcard: not important

Wildcard: can we make it just for them two?

 

Batgirl: hello????

 

Proxy: shush

 

fairplay: ?? what are you planning?

 

Shazam: what

 

Wildcard: guys pls dont question

 

cheshirecat: while im confused as to what wildcard is planning i support

 

Proxy: new rule for the teen titans:

Proxy: no flirting between Batgirl and Red Hood

 

Red Hood: um

Red Hood: that wont be a problem because its not happening

 

Batgirl: exactly!!!

Batgirl: we are just friends!!

 

Shazam: sure

 

cheshirecat: sure

 

Proxy: sure

 

fairplay: sure

 

Wildcard: sure

 

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cheshirecat: they are sooo dating

 

fairplay: what if they arent

 

Wildcard: … a situationship?

 

Wildcard: i didnt know they could have them that old

 

Batgirl: IM NOT THAT OLD

Batgirl: IM 23

 

Proxy: HOW DID YOU GET HERE

 

cheshirecat: wat

 

Batgirl: the best coder in the world is my teacher

Batgirl: i can hack a discord server in my sleep

Batgirl: ill leave you kids alone but…

Batgirl: im not thattttt old

Batgirl: also red is 24

Batgirl: we are in out primes

Batgirl: and NOT DATING

 

Shazam: convincing

 

Proxy: woah

 

fairplay: you code?

 

Batgirl: yes!!! i code the drones that we use in the titans ;)

 

fairplay: me too

 

Batgirl: ahhh!!! we should work tgt sometime

Batgirl: if u guys r ever near the tower pu

Batgirl: i can get nightwing to leave

 

Wildcard: you are amazing

 

Batgirl: i try i try <3