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1. We've Got to Stop Meeting Like This by toosexyforthiscave

   Fandoms: Adults (TV 2025)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   05 Sep 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Samir Rahman/Billie Schaeffer
   • Samir Rahman
   • Billie Schaeffer
   • Fake Samirs
   • Anton Evans
   • Friends to Lovers
   • Childhood Friends to Lovers
   • Roommates
   • Cheating
   • First Kiss
   • Mild Smut
   • Jealousy
   • billie is uncharacteristically a liar
   • I support women's wrongs

   Summary

   I'm going to hell for this, she thinks, forcing herself to remember his girlfriend and the fact that this is all based on a lie. But then Samir puts his tongue in her mouth and she decides she's fine paying for it later. Screw the Anne Frank Student of Integrity Award.

   When Billie grabs one of the fake Samirs to fake-have-sex-with, it unlocks a level of jealousy in real Samir that he hadn't even realized he was capable of.

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