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    Thor keeps standing too close. Bruce keeps making rules about body heat and doorways and not being sniffed like weather. The rest of the Tower has already noticed. Bruce has a list, a theory, and a late-night kitchen question he finally asks out loud.
    Asgardian courtship, it turns out, is not subtle. It is proximity, shared meals, a hand on the back of a chair, and a god who will not walk around the man he wants.

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