Adult Content Warning
This work could have adult content. If you continue, you have agreed that you are willing to see such content.
-
How to platonically dick down your best friend (no homo though) by Phainon Khaslana by cloudrecesses
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
05 Sep 2026
Tags
Summary
Mydei comes out to his "straight" best friend and roommate, and to say that Phainon does not react well is an understatement.
Resolving to fix things and prove to Mydei that he isn't homophobic, Phainon decides that the best way to make things right is to ensure his best friend enjoys his first time. With Phainon, because he doesn't trust anyone else to do it right.
He'll just have to make sure it's the best experience of Mydei's life. No pressure.
Mydei frowned, looking at Phainon dubiously as if he'd grown a second head. "I don't know… Wouldn't this be an inconvenience for you, considering you're straight and all?"
"No, no. No inconvenience at all. In fact, I'd love to. Fuck you, I mean. Like no homo, obviously. But if I had to fuck any man, I think, no, I'm positive I could do it if it were you."