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1. and I don't even like you that much (wait, I do, fuck) by moeshambogames

   Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Unstable Universe (Web Series)  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   05 Sep 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Derapchu/Wifies (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Derapchu (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Wifies (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Boys Kissing
   • Idiots in Love
   • sharing snacks
   • parrot/uu is briefly mentioned
   • Fluff
   • Attempt at Humor
   • First Kiss
   • Fluff and Crack
   • Derapchu is Clueless (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Wifies-centric (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Romantic Tension
   • How Do I Tag
   • no beta we die like wifies

   Summary

   Derapchu may have been all kinds of perverted, but apparently a kiss was enough to turn him completely brain-dead.

   “Have you really never kissed someone?” Wifies asked, going off of Derapchu’s seemingly lack of experience and flustered face.

   “Well, not under these conditions! You know you can’t just go around kissing people like that…” Derapchu scoffed.

   of shared snacks, kisses, and cluelessness.

    

   or: derapchu and wifies are two clueless idiots with a lack of common sense when it comes to relationships and anything in that realm.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,443

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

   125

   Bookmarks:

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