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He's been feuding with this—this account since February, when Kageyama Tobio (he'd done some stalking, found the linked YouTube, found the real name in the About section) first slid into his comments with a two-paragraph essay on why the pudding Shouyou was raving about had "substandard consistency."
It escalated from there. In every post, every review, every single ‘midnight snack’ Shouyou reviewed for his growing audience, there Kageyama unfailingly is, with his cold, clinical observations and his stupid 4/10 ratings and his stupid face—which Shouyou had looked up on the jerk’s video channel—, that is so unfairly sharp, and severe, and handsome in a way that made Shouyou’s stomach do that weird guwaaaah thing even when he was absolutely livid at the guy.
Shouyou built his whole brand on chaotic midnight energy and unapologetic enthusiasm for convenience store cuisine, so when @ObjectiveTaste shows up in person to "pass judgment" on both the bread and Shouyou himself, the logical response is definitely to drag him to the back aisle and settle things properly.
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- Part 1 of Kagehina Fest 2026