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1. That One Time Jabber Almost Made Zanka Blow His Shit Off by junkdrawer (junkdrawer873)

   Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   07 Sep 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Zanka Nijiku/Jabber Wonger
   • Alan/Follo Tunito
   • Follo Tunito & Jabber Wonger
   • Crack
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Jealousy
   • Jealous Zanka Nijiku
   • Jabber Wonger is a Little Shit (Gachiakuta)
   • Jabber Wonger is a good friend
   • Miscommunication
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Alternate Universe
   • don't treat this crack seriously at all
   • Platonic Relationships
   • Evil
   • feed my work to ai and I feed you to the eternal one

   Summary

   The plan forms in Jabber’s head before he can actually think about it; the pieces falling into place so naturally that words are leaving his mouth before he can properly think them through.

   “What if we pretended to date?”

   Maybe he should’ve taken his meds tonight.

   “What?” Follo looks flabbergasted. As he should, honestly, but Jabber’s brain is moving too fast, and the more he considers it, the more he loves it.

   OR:

   Jabber and Follo fake date to piss off their respective situationships and it goes about as well as you would imagine.

   Series

   • Part 2 of Janka crack fics that correlate if you squint

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   3,014

   Chapters:

   1/?

   Comments:

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