Janka crack fics that correlate if you squint
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Zanka Nijiku and the 13 Reasons He Doesn't Drink by junkdrawer (junkdrawer873)
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
31 Jul 2026
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Zanka goes to grasp his necklace for comfort. He knows it’ll be there because he always wears it- a silver pendant shaped like a staff or tuning fork. He knows he’ll be wearing it because it lives around his neck... but its not there. His hand clutches empty space and the fuschia mystery hoodie- FUCK.
Zanka didn’t go to parties. He wasn’t one for clubbing. When Riyo or Enjin managed to drag him to a bar, he’d have maybe two drinks. And this is exactly why.
OR: After a night spent black out drunk, Zanka wakes up in alone in a random car with no phone, no assistaff, and some rando's ring.
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That One Time Jabber Almost Made Zanka Blow His Shit Off by junkdrawer (junkdrawer873)
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga)
07 Sep 2026
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The plan forms in Jabber’s head before he can actually think about it; the pieces falling into place so naturally that words are leaving his mouth before he can properly think them through.
“What if we pretended to date?”
Maybe he should’ve taken his meds tonight.
“What?” Follo looks flabbergasted. As he should, honestly, but Jabber’s brain is moving too fast, and the more he considers it, the more he loves it.
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Jabber and Follo fake date to piss off their respective situationships and it goes about as well as you would imagine.
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