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  1. Speaking Terms by

    Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure  

    07 Sep 2026

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    leone abbacchio is a police officer with several extremely reasonable professional concerns about known passione associate soren kaya.

    unfortunately, these concerns include soren’s lipstick, his hands, the precise chemical architecture of his cologne, one slightly unusual pronunciation of famiglia, and eventually the turkish language as a whole.

    soren notices.

    soren, being a responsible adult, does absolutely nothing with this information until leone accidentally swears in turkish within earshot and reveals that he has been secretly learning soren’s first language.

    this is where things become fucking stupid.

    featuring: weaponized bilingualism, handcuffs that are doing far more psychological damage than physical restraint, a deeply humiliating trip to a perfumery, soren saying unspeakable things in turkish with the cadence of a bus timetable, leone going home every night to translate the harassment manually, and bruno bucciarati somewhere in naples developing a migraine without knowing why.

    they cannot fuck about it, unfortunately for everyone involved.

    soren is in police custody.

    there are ethics.

    then soren gets released.

    oh no.

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