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1. The Shrieking Crack by adiontherocks10, bibidrink, DrcoMttheo, Pensieve_Podfics, Rosewood_Embers, Samniosa, SilverHebridean

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   07 Sep 2026

   Tags

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   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Harry Potter
   • Ron Weasley
   • Scorpius Malfoy
   • Pansy Parkinson
   • Seamus Finnigan
   • Severus Snape
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Fake Dating
   • Hogwarts Eighth Year
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Crack and Angst
   • Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics
   • Mpreg | Male Pregnancy
   • Dirty Talk
   • Pathetic Draco Malfoy
   • Shrieking Shack (Harry Potter)
   • Shrieking Shack Personified
   • Unidentified Flying Owls
   • Married Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Ministry of Magic Employee Hermione Granger
   • Minister for Magic Hermione Granger
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Ignore the plot holes
   • We weren't drunk writing this actually
   • A whole lot of shrieking and roaring

   Summary

   It all started with a simple proposal. So how did fake dating lead to disastrous dreams, the Shrieking Shack, and ... Hermione being Draco's alpha?!

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