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  1. How To AVOID Kissing Your Associate (and how to fail) by

    Fandoms: Suits (US TV 2011)  

    09 Sep 2026

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    Harvey smacked his teeth. “Don’t worry, hotshot, I have a tux for you.”

    Mike whipped his head around. “You do?”

    “Yes.”

    The younger man gawked for a moment. “And when did you think it would be time to give it to me?”

    “Well, at the gala. Or is that too late?” Harvey joked.

    "And make me change in the bathroom? Really tactful.” Mike huffed.

    Rule 3, Harvey, rule 3.

    He cleared his throat. “I’m messing with you, rookie. It’s in my apartment. I will get it before I pick you up.” Harvey took another unnecessary peek at his watch. “Relax.” That last part was equally meant for himself.

    OR

    Harvey has set of rules to keep himself from kissing Mike, but his efforts turn futile at the law firms fundraiser gala.

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