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    The thing about vampires was that it was difficult to know that someone was a vampire unless they A) told you they were a vampire or B) bit your neck and started drinking your blood. Option A was suspicious because ever since The Great Unveiling in the '80s, “Yo, I’m a vampire broooo” was tossed around so much that actual admissions were confused with jokes. Option B was much less murky.

    That was why it took 3 years and Option B for Shane Hollander to realize that his hot Russian situationship was actually, for real, a vampire.

    OR: Ilya is a vampire. Shane is catastrophically oblivious. It works out for them with only a little (or a lot) of blood loss along the way.

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