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1. The best way to man's heart is by lasagna or something. by Mimi_077

   Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga)  

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   12 Sep 2026

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   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Michael Kaiser/Alexis Ness
   • Vivien Hugo & Bunny Iglesias & Itoshi Sae & Michael Kaiser & Teddy Knight & Julien Loki & Don Lorenzo
   • Vivien Hugo & Bunny Iglesias & Itoshi Sae & Michael Kaiser & Teddy Knight & Julien Loki & Don Lorenzo & Alexis Ness
   • Michael Kaiser
   • Alexis Ness
   • Julien Loki
   • Vivien Hugo
   • Bunny Iglesias
   • Don Lorenzo (Blue Lock)
   • Teddy Knight (Blue Lock)
   • New Generation World Eleven Ensemble (Blue Lock)
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • lasagna
   • Don Lorenzo is a Little Shit (Blue Lock)
   • Mentioned Charles Chevalier
   • Minor Vivien Hugo/Julien Loki
   • Healthy Kainess
   • Bunny Iglesias is a Little Shit
   • Mentioned Noel Noa
   • Bullying kaiser
   • Alexis Ness is a Little Shit
   • Vivien hugo reads fanfics
   • If there is tags i need to add tell me pls
   • Crack
   • Saeness friendship implied :p

   Summary

   “I would hate getting trained by my own midfielder.” Bunny waited a few seconds, Lorenzo and Loki knew they were probably gonna get killed by Sae before they ate Alexis’ delicious lasagna. 

    

   Bunny smirked. “Right, Sae?” 

    

   Sae looked right at Bunny and said “I hope you choke on the lasagna and die.” 

    

   Bunny's face dropped, how dare he make a comment about his food!? If it was anything else it would be fine but NOBODY makes a comment on him choking on food and gets away with it. 

   Or: Ness makes too much lasagna and kaiser has to call the newgens to share it with them and kaiser gets bullied (a lot)

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