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Collective Idiocy by SylthariaEverlark
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
13 Sep 2026
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Summary
Four years after the world forgot Peter Parker, he’s learned how to disappear.
No family. No friends. No future. Just Spider-Man.
Then one night, Peter falls from a building and the Merc with the Mouth catches him.
What should have been a chance encounter becomes something neither of them expected.
Wade doesn’t know Peter’s past. He doesn’t know that the civilian he saved that night is the very same Spider-Man he’s idolized for years. All he knows is that this guy is hiding something, he’s overwhelmed, and Wade genuinely wants to be there for him.
He wants to be his friend.
On the other hand, something is changing inside Peter.
His Spider-Sense is behaving strangely. His powers are becoming unpredictable. And whatever is waking up in his blood seems to have instincts of its own.
Peter has spent all this time trying to keep everyone at a safe distance.
Now his body is forcing him to confront the one thing he’s been avoiding:
Maybe he was never meant to be alone.
(slight miscommunications due to Peter having to keep his secret identity hidden and eventual romance insures)