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BestAttorney: Okay I set Wiley up he should be good to go
BetterAttorney: do u really think this is good for like any of us
BestAttorney: no but I hate switching between texts and discord because I’m old and I think technology is going too fast
ILoveMyFamily:): I agree. I miss rotation phones.
Sal: Dottie’s using voice text again
BestAttorney: I like it. Gives things spice or whatever.
ConnivingCoyote has landed!
HONK has landed!
BestAttorney: what
BetterAttorney: OH HAAAAAAY LET’S GOOOOOO BEEP BEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HONK: HI HI HI WILEYS FRIENDS HI HI HI HI HI HI HI
BestAttorney: I wont lie I was expecting more...beeps. Anyway hey wiley.
ConnivingCoyote: Hello Attorneys At Large. What A Quaint Place. It Keeps Asking If I Want To Invite People To Play A Game.
HONK: I WANNA PLAY WILEY LETS PLAY WILEY LETS PLAY WILEY LETS PLAY
BestAttorney: just ignore the game part
BetterAttorney: we should play Wordle, I have a 245 day streak going on
ILoveMyFamily:): I love word games can we play crossword together hello martha can I make an appointment next week thank you
Sal: I vote hangman. It’s one of the few paper games I can get the kids to play and get off the tablets.
BestAttorney: we’re not playing games??? This is for, like, talking to each other and checking on those two???
HONK: PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY
BetterAttorney: we should boo uncle kevin in unison. It would scare him.
BestAttorney: no it wouldn’t???
ConnivingCoyote: While Interesting, I Do Not Know What Wordle Is. I Do Love Hangman However. May We Doodle The Person After ACME?
Sal: Knew I always liked ya, Wiley
ConnivingCoyote: :)
HONK: PLAY NOW YES PLEASE
BetterAttorney: this is fun. I like this. This is great.
BestAttorney: regretting every moment. You guys want barbeque?
ILoveMyFamily:): yes please with green beans and the fixtures
Sal: yeah, swing by, I’ll toss you 20
HONK: NO GAME? FOOD? FOOD? NO GAME? :( :( :(
ConnivingCoyote: Food Does Sound Very Delicious :P
BetterAttorney: I’ll swing by and grab you guys. Be ready!
ConnivingCoyote: Sounds Good, See You Soon.
HONK: NO GAME????? :( :( :(
ConnivingCoyote: Stop Pecking Your Phone. We Will Play A Game While Waiting.
HONK: OKAY YAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAY
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