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HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA by Niniane
Fandoms: 龍が如く | Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza (Video Games)
14 Sep 2026
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Summary
Majima couldn’t call Kiryu. That would be desperate. What if Kiryu saw Majima’s name and decided he didn’t feel like answering? Majima would have to spend the rest of the night trying very hard not to throw himself right off the roof.
But there were people who replied to spam messages, and Kiryu only had about three whole brain cells to rub together…
WE’VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU REGARDING YOUR CAR’S EXTENDED WARRANTY.
Brilliant. Flawless. Probably Majima’s best work since crawling back into the Tojo Clan.
Majima waited for Kiryu to reply. But when Kiryu bizarrely failed to fling himself balls deep into an obvious trap, Majima huffed and sent a follow up.
REPLY NOW TO AVOID LOSING COVERAGE.
URGENT!
The reply came quickly, and Majima’s heart raced.
I don’t even have a car.
YOUR RECORDS ARE WRONG.
REMOVE ME FROM YOUR LIST.
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Majima misses Kiryu bad enough to spam his phone with scam texts until he takes it just a little too far for Kiryu to ignore.