Adult Content Warning

This work could have adult content. If you continue, you have agreed that you are willing to see such content.

If you accept cookies from our site and you choose "Yes, Continue", you will not be asked again during this session (that is, until you close your browser). If you log in you can store your preference and never be asked again.

  1. Tags
    Summary

    “I’m gonna need you to pick Jeongguk up.”

    Jimin freezes on the spot, mascara wand in hand.

    “Yeah,” he says, voice hoarse. “That’s, uh, that’s gonna be a no from me.”

    “What? Why?”

    “Because I’d rather sew my asshole shut.”

    Taehyung doesn’t even miss a beat. “Please,” he scoffs. “With the traffic your ass gets?”

    OR: Jimin is just trying to make it to Namjoon's annual pool party on time. That's it. That's all. But then Taehyung needs a favour that involves hunting down a rare liqueur made by monks, and Jeongguk—who Jimin hasn't seen for three years—is suddenly hot as fuck.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,921
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    445
    Bookmarks:
    180
    Hits:
    6,239