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1. Paws and Claws Make Good Biscuits by calicofeatherpen

   Fandoms: VALORANT (Video Game)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Gen
   • Work in Progress

   15 Sep 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Wingman (VALORANT)
   • Dizzy (VALORANT)
   • Mosh (VALORANT)
   • Thrash (VALORANT)
   • Killjoy's Turret (VALORANT)
   • Killjoy's Alarm Bot (VALORANT)
   • Gary (VALORANT)
   • Hawko (VALORANT)
   • Prowler (VALORANT)
   • VALORANT Ensemble
   • Astra (VALORANT)
   • Cypher (VALORANT)
   • Slice of Life
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Fluff and Crack
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Fluff and Angst

   Summary

   No one in the Protocol has enough energy to cook as of late. So who the fuck keeps baking fresh goods and leaving them around the base?

   Meanwhile, a gaggle of Valorant's critters frantically decipher the words of a dusty cookbook and fight the stove while Astra and Cypher have a good laugh.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   3,112

   Chapters:

   2/?

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