Chapter Text
Weeseapartments GC
Members: FB, RXL, HS, Demon, Monster, Derg, Were, BF, Stars, Eldritch, Cheese, Whisper
[2:37 pm]
RXL: GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!!
HS: it’s 2:37 pm.
RXL: GOOD NOT MORNING!! 🌞
Were: Afternoon!
Stars: Good afternoon, everyone! ☀️☀️🌈🌈🌈
Cheese: Rise and commit arson.
Monster: No. We already had this discussion yesterday.
Cheese: And?
Monster: The answer remains no.
Demon: boooo. I support your crimes Cheese
Derg: Please don’t burn anything :(
Cheese: Fine, I won’t.
Cheese: Happy?
Derg: Thank you. 😊
Cheese: Added homicide instead.
Derg: That’s worse.
Eldritch: FLESHLINGS
Eldritch: I ARRIVE WITH OBSERVATIONS
Eldritch: THERE IS A SENTIENT WATERMELON IN THE COMMUNAL BATHROOM
HS: what the fuck
Stars: Oh! It does have cute little googly eyes!
RXL: 👁👁
Monster: It looks judgemental.
BF: Rxl. Why did you put a watermelon in the bathroom.
RXL: snack.
HS: SNACK????
RXL: yeah
Stars: By the way, has anyone seen Whisper?
Demon: She's doing her best to navigate modern technology in the attic
Whisper: a
Monster: Remarkable
Stars: You're doing great Whisper! 🤭✨️✨️
HS: are we ignoring that rxl has left a whole ass watermelon in the bathroom
RXL: fast snack
HS: BUT WHY THE BATHROOM
RXL: convenient
HS: Convenient for WHAT
RXL: hunger
HS: I cannot with this conversation
Derg: Maybe RXL just likes watermelon?
HS: DERG, THAT IS NOT THE ISSUE
Derg: :(
HS: sorry
RXL: it has eyes
Monster: Yes.
RXL: so food
Monster: Understandable.
HS: that doesn't make any fucking sense
Eldritch: THE WATERMELON HAS SPOKEN
HS: IT HASN'T SPOKEN
Eldritch: IT HAS JUDGED YOU
HS: IM JUDGING YOU
Cheese: You say that every day.
HS: because every day you people give me a reason to
Demon: hater behavior
Were: A professional
Were: Beefing with a 12 year old
Stars: Hs is actually really nice though!
HS: no
RXL: yes
Monster: Yes.
Were: Ye s
Eldritch: I AGREE
HS: YOU'RE ALL ASSHOLES
HS: except derg.
Derg: :D
Cheese: unanimous decision then
Eldritch: I SHALL BESTOW THE TITLE
HS: DON'T YOU DARE
[Eldritch changed HS’s nickname to professional hater]
professional hater: remove it
Eldritch: NO
professional hater: FINE i'll do it myself
professional hater: wait
professional hater: wait WHy can't I remove it
Eldritch: D I V I N E I N T E R V E N T I O N
professional hater: I AM LEAVING
Cheese: You say that every day too.
BF: She'll be back in five minutes for a snack.
professional hater: GOODBYE
Demon: lmao
professional hater: I know where you keep your blueberry supply demon.
Demon: damn ok calm down
RXL: want watermelon?
professional hater: NO.
RXL: :(
Whisper: BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
Monster: She learns quickly.
RXL: gopd job Whisper :DDD
Demon: thats just the bat sitting on whispers phone lmao