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1. you don't even go here! by strawberxi (Tupipsie)

   Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel, Deadpool - All Media Types  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   16 Sep 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Peter Parker/Wade Wilson
   • Peter Parker
   • Wade Wilson
   • Michelle Jones (Marvel)
   • Ned Leeds
   • Mentioned Jean Grey
   • Mentioned Aunt May Parker (Marvel)
   • Post-Movie: Spider-Man: Brand New Day (2026)
   • First Meetings
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Peter Parker is a Mess
   • Peter Parker is Trying His Best
   • Identity Reveal
   • Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault
   • not peter & wade
   • it's a crime they responded to
   • Past Michelle Jones/Peter Parker
   • Canon Compliant
   • BAMF Wade Wilson
   • Peter Parker Has Issues
   • peter battles with the trolley problem many times
   • i think that's funny
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • after second chapter tho xoxo
   • Second chapter is explicit
   • there will be sex i promise
   • Age Difference

   Summary

   in which deadpool shows up after a multiversal marathon with secrets, fourth-wall breaks, and emotional revelations that peter thought he'd left behind after being shot and getting his friends back.

   and food. always, always food.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   8,200

   Chapters:

   1/2

   Comments:

   5

   Kudos:

   30

   Bookmarks:

   8

   Hits:

   213