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Account: @ArsenalWFC
Video description: Highlights of Arsenal's latest victory over Everton
Amount of video watched by Alice: Instantly swiped to the next video
"Nope."
Account: @AmericanBritishTranslator
Video description: An American man and a British woman explaining some of the differences between American English and British English. One is holding a basketball, the other is wearing a thick long-sleeve shirt.
Transcript: (American accent) Now in America, a jumper is a type of shot taken by a basketball player.
(British accent) While in the UK, a jumper is a warm long-sleeve shirt usually worn during the winter.
(American accent) Over in America, that's called a sweater.
(Both together) And that's your American to British translation of the day!
Amount of video watched by Alice: All of it, liked by Alice
Account: @MeditationGuide
Video description: A picture of a forest, with white text explaining the box breathing method, where you breathe in for four seconds, hold your breath for four seconds and breathe out for four seconds before demonstrating it. There's no spoken dialogue.
Amount of video watched by Alice: All of it, watched it a second time to try to follow along with it, then liked it
Account: @PsychologyFacts101
Video description: A women in her 40s or 50s with glasses sitting at what seems to a desk in a university office, explaining the concept of nature vs nurture in siblings
Transcript: Have you ever wondered why some siblings seem so similar and some siblings seem so different while having the same parents?
(Alice interjects to herself with "God I wish we had siblings that seemed different.")
Nature vs nurture helps explain this. "Nature" in this context refers to the idea that there are certain traits and behaviors in children that the parents are unable to influence, while "nurture" focuses on what the parents, as well as friends and other family, are able to influence. Today, most of the psychology field believes both have equal significance for how a child can turn out.
Amount of video watched by Alice: All of it, liked, almost leaves a comment complaining about Niamh and Siobhan before remembering her TikTok username is just her first name and last name
Account: @SapphicSoccerGurl
Video description: A woman in her late teens or early 20s, holding a tiny microphone, in the corner of the screen using a green screen effect. The screen is mainly filled with a picture of Sam Kerr and Kristie Mewis together.
Transcript: Alright everyone, please drop a comment for who is the GOAT lesbian coup—
Amount of video watched by Alice: Half, lets out a disappointed sigh as she scrolls to the next video
Account: @AFCRichmondW
Video description: The team is filmed walking into training, each woman answering the prompt "Who would be the worst babysitter on the team?"
Transcript: "Niamh" - Siobhan
"Siobhan" - Niamh
(The video then shows Siobhan elbowing Niamh in the stomach)
"Me" - Boots
"Mady and Margy" - Shannon
"The twins" - Mady
"Also the twins" - Margy
"Me, unless they want to be lawyers" - Gemma
"I wouldn't trust a soul on this team with my children" - Lizzie
Amount of video watched by Alice: All of it, liked by Alice, tried and failed to hold in a smile when Gemma showed up