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1. 2 baddies, 1 porsche by cultcreator

   Fandoms: Men's Football RPF  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   18 Sep 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Jude Bellingham/Erling Håland
   • Jude Bellingham
   • Erling Håland
   • Jobe Bellingham
   • Alternate Universe
   • Crack
   • jude is a bored uni student
   • CEO erling
   • "personal driver" jude
   • Attempt at Humor
   • Getting Together
   • no AI

   Summary

   "You don't have a license," Jobe said, the first time Jude explained the situation, flat, like he was reading it off a form.
   "I know."
   "You applied for a driving job."
   "I know, Jobe, I was there."
   "You said yes on the form."
   "I panicked. He's so pretty. Have you seen the photo?"
   "I've seen the photo eleven times because you've shown it to me eleven times."
   "Then you understand."
   "I actually do not understand," Jobe said, "but I love you, so I'm going to help you figure this out before you get arrested for driving a CEO around without a license."
   "That's the spirit!"

    

   or: Jude applies to be Erling's personal driver, he doesn't have a license and he can't drive.

   Series

   • Part 7 of haalingham fics

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