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2026-09-18
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2026-09-20
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20 Reasons to Use Condiments

Summary:

I MIGHT get canceled for ts.. 💔

Hatsune Miku decides to create a server on Nightcord for all 20 of her sekai owners…

it wasn’t a good idea (hence the title)

Notes:

hi!! as you can see, this is my very first fanfic!! Idk if it completely counts since it’s a chatfic, but it’s still the first work I’m posting on ao3.

criticism (constructive, obviously) is welcomed along with any tips!!

enjoy reading <33

Chapter Text

☆Hatsune Miku created a new Server

☆Hatsune Miku has named the server “Untitled”

☆Hatsune Miku has given 10 users admin

 

☆Hatsune Miku: don’t ask any questions, I’m too lazy to answer them rn

 

☆Hatsune Miku has Left the Server

 

☆Hoshino Ichika: HATSUNE MIKU?!?!2?2??2

 

Hinomori Shiho: oh my god

 

Mochizuki Honami: Umm, what is this?

 

Tenma Saki: NOT AGAIN MIKU

 

Hinomori Shiho: fym ‘not again’ has this happened before??

 

Tenma Saki: You guys don’t remember that one time she put us in an untitled mental asylum?

 

☆Hoshino Ichika: WHAT.

 

Shiraishi An: just you bro ✌️

 

☆Azusawa Kohane: Uhmm, what is this server for? (,; ⩌ ;,)

 

Shiraishi An: KOHANE MY LOVE

 

☆Azusawa Kohane: Haii An-chan!! (˶ˆᗜˆ˵)

 

Shiraishi An: UGURHHZjjskdjs

 

Akiyama Mizuki: TWIN U GOOD??

 

Aoyagi Toya: Don’t worry, Akiyama. This just happens sometimes.

 

Shinonome Akito: only when kohane is around 💔

 

Akiyama Mizuki: acting like you don’t fold for toya 😂😂

 

Shinonome Akito: 

this yo house!? 😂😂

 

Akiyama Mizuki: im sorry.

 

Shiraishi An: LMAOOO IMAGINE GETTING DOXXED 🤣🤣😂

 

Shiraishi An: could NOTTTT be me bro 😂✌️

 

Shinonome Ena: QUICK change the topic before mizuki slimes an out

 

☆Hoshino Ichika: Well, the stars are very beautiful tonight!

 

☆Tenma Tsukasa: DID SOMEONE 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️ SAY STAR?? ⭐️ I AM TSUKASA TENMA ‼️‼️ THE WORLDS 🌎 FUTURE STAR!! 💫 ✨

 

Kusanagi Nene: oh god

 

Kamishiro Rui: YOU SUMMONED HIM 😭

 

Aoyagi Toya: Omg it’s Tsukasa-senpai!! :D

 

☆Tenma Tsukasa: HELLO 👋 THERE TOYA! 🙋‍♀️⭐️

 

Tenma Saki: BIG BROTHER :0

 

☆Tenma Tsukasa: SAKIIIIIIIIIIII ✨✨⭐️

 

Hinomori Shiho: thank GOD mmj isn’t here yet 

 

Hinomori Shizuku: SHIII-CHAB?!?/&/&2$3&

 

Hinomori Shiho: fml

 

Momoi Airi: SHIICHAB IM CRINE

Kiritani Haruka: A new server? I don’t recall making one..

 

☆Hanasato Minori: HIHI HARUKA-CHAN!!

(♡ˊ͈ ꒳ ˋ͈)

 

Kiritani Haruka: Hello Minori 😊

 

☆Hanasato Minori: AHGUBKIJJj SHE SAUD HI TO ME

 

Akiyama Mizuki: there’s no way…

 

Shinonome Akito: omg…

 

Akiyama Mizuki: THE MINORI HANASATO?!?

 

Shinonome Akito: MMJ?!?

 

Akiyama Mizuki: OH MY GOD

Akiyama Mizuki: THERE’S NO WAY

 

Shinonome Akito: didn’t we JUST say that 

 

Shinonome Ena: shhh bro the creator is running out of ideas ✌️

 

Shinonome Ena: speaking of which, where’s the rest of n25 and emu??

 

Kusanagi Nene: you didn’t hear the news?

 

Akiyama Mizuki: ?!?WHAT NEWS

 

Kamishiro Rui: of what happened to emu-kun..

 

Hinomori Shiho: WHAT HAPPENED BRO

 

Kusanagi Nene: it’s a very hard story to tell..

 

Shiraishi An: IM SCARED??!

 

Tenma Saki: JUST TELL US GNG 😭🙏

 

Kusanagi Nene: I don’t know if you’re ready to hear it yet..

 

Akiyama Mizuki: STALLING TS LIKE ALENA YUANS FIRST VIDEO ✌️💔

 

Shinonome Ena: HELP DONT DISS MY GIRL ALENA LIKE THAT

 

Tenma Saki: okay genuinely WHERE IS EMU

 

☆Tsukasa Tenma: SAKI 🙋‍♀️ MY DEAR SISTER 👩 I’M AFRAID 😳 THAT WE CANNOT TELL 🤫 YOU RIGHT NOW!! ⭐️

 

Kusanagi Nene: ..it’s too heavy for even us to bear

 

Kamishiro Rui: we’re very sorry :(

 

Hinomori Shiho: Reply to: “SAKI 🙋‍♀️ MY DEAR..”

THE CONTRAST BETWEEN HIM AND THE REST OF WONDERSHOW IS FRYING ME 😭

 

Tenma Saki: HELP

 

☆Yoisaki Kanade: its too britiah

brijt

brick

 

Akiyama Mizuki: cmon man you got this

 

Shinonome Ena: WE BELIEVE IN YOU KANADE!!

 

☆Yoisaki Kanade: bridt

 

Mochizuki Honami: ..Let’s get you to bed grandma

 

☆Yoisaki Kanade: NO I MUST COMPOSE

 

Mochizuki Honami: get to bed NOW

 

☆Yoisaki Kanade: I WILL SAVE HER

 

Hinomori Shiho: SAVE WHO??!

 

Asahina Mafuyu: Hello!! :)

 

Ootori Emu: EEEK!!! ITS ASAHINA-SENPAI!! 😨

 

Ootori Emu: wait a damn minute