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Barney sighed, marching his way in to the hospital one last time.
This time it was for a real reason. The aching in his chest was insane to the point that he struggled to breathe. He slumped up on the reception desk and impatiently rung the bell.
“Ugh, not this loser again!” Theo remarked, the smirk on his face widening. He was already holding a cup of coffee in his hand for Barney. “Here, double-shot expresso. Anything else you want off the menu?” He mocked.
Barney grunted, his eyelids heavy.
He grasped Theo’s hand, some of the coffee spilling onto his shirt. “Theo.. please. I can’t-”Barney yelped, clutching his chest, collapsing to the floor. Theo whacked the mug on the floor, watching it shatter into pieces, and jumped over the desk like it was some sort of obstacle course. “BARNEY! BARNEY! Listen to me!” Theo strained, kneeling down and holding him gently like a burger that was very precious to him.
Barney stroked Theo’s red, luscious locks that were silky to the touch.
“Eeueughhhh… let me hold your toes… One last time…”
“Sure bbg”
The toes connected and-
Barney dies. Although the light from his eyes faded, he still looked like such a cutie!
“Aw bbg…”