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1. I'm Never Like This by Anonymous

   Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Punisher (TV 2017), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   06 Oct 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Frank Castle/Peter Parker
   • Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker
   • Ned Leeds & Peter Parker
   • Michelle Jones & Peter Parker
   • Peter Parker
   • Frank Castle
   • Ned Leeds
   • Michelle Jones (Marvel)
   • Michelle Jones's Boyfriend (Marvel)
   • Movie: Spider-Man: Brand New Day (2026)
   • Post-Movie: Spider-Man: Brand New Day (2026)
   • Porn with Plot
   • Age Difference
   • Spinnerets | Organic Web-Shooters as Erogenous Zones
   • Dom/sub Undertones
   • mild exhibitionism
   • Frottage
   • Making Out
   • Parties
   • Drinking
   • Soft Frank Castle
   • Peter Parker is a Mess
   • Slut Peter Parker
   • Feelings Realization
   • Porn with Feelings
   • Frank Castle is Bad at Feelings
   • Peter Parker is Worse at Feelings
   • they fuck about it
   • No Beta We Die Like Everyone These Two Love
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Depressed Peter Parker
   • Anal Fingering
   • Face-Sitting
   • Spin the Bottle
   • Frank Castle Has a Big Dick

   Summary

   When Ned and MJ invite him to a house party, Peter says he'll bring a date.
   It's a win-win! He won't be alone and awkward amongst all their new friends and MJ won't have to worry that he's trying to break up her relationship. It's a great idea, really.

   The only problem? He doesn't have a date.

   Luckily, Peter knows a guy who owes him a bullet-in-the-chest sized favour.

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